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Xhammynthhaah

You're not a unicorn, you're just a regular horse!

About Me

I really don't like bees or any relative of them. Anything that flies and stings is my worst enemy. Other than that, I am the lizard queen.samansalmonhat.. width="425" height="350" ....
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My Interests

Stupid hats, clothing, shopping, fashion, the opposite sex, theatre (not theater, it's only interesting spelled the other way), fucking books bitches, musica, television, time travel, origami, sleep...if that counts as a interest.

I'd like to meet:

That's right. The reverse mermaid.

Music:

Gym Class Heroes, Street to Nowhere, Bob Marley, his kid Damian, Kanye West, No Doubt, Be Your Own Pet, Gnarls Barkley, Hello Goodbye, Saves The Day, The Matches, Sublime, The Raconteurs, Dashboard Confessional, Cobra Starship, the Spice Girls, Dresden Dolls, The Mighty Russian Winter, Mos Def, The Get Up Kids, The New Amsterdams, Morningwood, G.Love and the Special Sauce, Dread Zeppelin, Wolfmother, Counterfit, Ali and Gipp, Lupe Fiasco, Death Cab For Cutie, Say Anything, Danger Mouse, the Gorillaz, MC Chris, the Beach Boys, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Motion City Soundtrack, Pavement.

Movies:

Sin City, Memento, Drop Dead Fred, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Pulp Fiction, Friday Night Lights, Four Brothers, Liar Liar, X-Mans, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Kicking and Screaming, bad scary movies (particularly the ones that take themselves seriously), etc.

Television:

I watch too much but, America's Next Top Model, the Colbert Report,The Boondocks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, What Not To Wear, plastic surgeries, the Tyra Banks Show (even though I have a love hate relationship with Tyra) Oh man, I just did that thing where I act like I know her. Well fuck you guys, I do know her. And she's a bitch.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I,Robot, Catch-22, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, Harry Motherfucking Potter, War of the Worlds, 1984, The Fountainhead, Brave New World, Wuthering Heights, (right now I'm just listing things so you'll thinkg I'm an intellectual, but I should stop. After all, we'll be the first to go....)The Bell Jar, Chuck Pahlanuik, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, The Lord of the Flies, The Things They Carried, do comic books count? If so, then Ultimate Spidermans and X-Mans, Jane Austen, umm...other stuff...

My Blog

Dumb Ass

So I stumbled across this article and decided to share it with you all.  Read up Motherfucker!    The Dumbing Down Of The American Mind      &nb...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST

Man Am I Lame!!

So this is the place you put your pictures of me. The mean ones. Fuck compliments, right? http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">..http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/salmonthat/cantflir t.jpg" bor...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST

I cheat at most everything...

Hell of days ago my daddy sent this to me in an e-mail.  So maybe some more people will read it because I didn't write it. On her radio show recently, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that, as an obser...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:34:00 PST

Solutions

So the thing with those guys was resolved.  I we kicked there asses out.  They didn't leave on Sunday.  They were there Monday morning and we were all livid as hell.  So I call the...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

HELP!!!

So for the past week my dorm room has been taken over by some scary ass dudes.  I am so fucking serious you guys.  My beloved room mate who shall remain nameless (she knows who she is) has i...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:18:00 PST

Diet Riot!

So here in Los Angeles, appearance is extremely important.  And when I got here, I just wasn't quite right. So I got depressed and started eating.  I sort of gained my freshman 15. I just ...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:08:00 PST

Blade is Marvel's Batman

I'm blogging!!!  I don't know what to write.  I filmed a video for history today, my entire dorm smells like insense now.  The scenes were like the smoke circle in that 70's show. ...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

Goodnight Moon

So....where in the world is Carmen San Diego? I always kinda thought that she had something going on with Waldo, but Waldo was with Wanda or something so they had to travel the world (and eventually t...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST

What I Want For Christmas

Better myspace pictures for sure.  Maybe a pony.  But I don't think a pony will fit in my NEW COLLEGE DORM!! Because I have housing now.  Now I get to...be in a dorm.  That really...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:57:00 PST

So what exactly is your problem?

L.A. is hell of weird. The word weird is hell of weird.  It always looks like it's spelled wrong.  Anyway, the weather is still perfect.  And people for some reason are wearing coa...
Posted by Xhammynthhaah on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:51:00 PST