Joey profile picture

Joey

i think, therfore, i am ~ Des Carte

About Me

im the ish!!!!!!! its the rock in the building! ha ha hov!!! im 18, Freshman at CCC, yea Boooo! right? well its actually bangin at that shit, easier then a mothefucker lol, just graduated from Sterling High, I play football, wrestle, baseball, powerlifting, i work out on a regular basis and know way too much about the body health and fitness to be a waste of space, i work hard and i expect alot of myself, oh yea a big thing about me is im a smartass jokester you could say if you cant take a joke dont come near me and if you dont want to laugh you should stear clear cuz the wisecracks and punchlines dont stop coming, i was nasty at skateboarding but my nigga peaced so skateboarding had to take a backseat for a while but i still skate frequently and anybody who dont believe the shit i can do can come see me and ill show you, umm i used to have a pimpin ass afro but i couldnt bear the sweat in my face so i had to cut it and start lookin GQ smooth. i'v had a couple serious relationships so i'm no stranger to them,recently got the shaft from a girl who i thought was the real deal but apparently im not good enough...don't get me wrong i can get my "game" on but thats only fun for a while and when i find a girl that means something i get her no matter what, but i guess im single now and waiting for the girl thats smart enough to hold me down ;) , as retarded as it sounds i like to philosophise and bullshit and im not stupid, i actually enjoy being smart it makes me feel better than everyone else aside from being scholorly and what not I party alot wit my crew,currently known as SAHC, i can only say that those are my boys and its tru we run shit lol. i dont kno fuckin,we do wild stupid shit and are all about the party,anything for a good time. on that note Quizno's is ours! if u wanna kno more a bout me ur just gonna have to im me, oh yea..i will wyle out so dont push the wrong button, more to come later....hit me up on aim jo3y3m3rson, dont be shy ,im nicea:hover img{border-color:00ffff;.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Partyin, liftin, sports,girls lookin in the mirror, goin fast, SEX, being my own person
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: june 14, 1988
Birthplace: Jersey
Current Location: an actual ghetto, located behind a big wall..no lie
Eye Color: brown baby
Hair Color: lucious chocolate
Height: two fists and a head, figure it out
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed is where its at
Your Heritage: goodlookin
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas Samoa
Your Weakness: love
Your Fears: being alone in the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Marcello's!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: smooth things out with the gf's rents, to make life good again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yahmsayin
Thoughts First Waking Up: woo! im still fucked up ahhhhhh
Your Best Physical Feature: best? as if everything else was anything less than perfect?
Your Bedtime: seriously its like 330am
Your Most Missed Memory: nothin im still makin memories, but if it had to be somethin it would be starting highschool, starting off clean and not caring about anything
Pepsi or Coke: are u serious, coke tastes like balls, Pepsi all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: the quadstacker is live...so are mcchicken nuggest, toss up, ima say TBKFC
Single or Group Dates: single, i need time to shine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither homemade ice tea out the pot
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry you fucks
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot tea..if i must have somethin
Do you Smoke: all types of shit, so a resounding YEUP
Do you Swear: frequently, especially when heated
Do you Sing: too much, and in a car to a girl to say how i feel
Do you Shower Daily: if im not too fucked up to forget
Have you Been in Love: deffinatly am
Do you want to go to College: Im ther and its a cake walk
Do you want to get Married: t-minus 3 years or somethin
Do you belive in yourself: "i think, therfore i am" ~Des Carte so yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah, i pull g's like its my job....can u say whip game
Do you think you are Attractive: one shouldnt think of such things, just know!
Are you a Health Freak: well i could be, but not really
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are trippy
Do you play an Instrument: yea the BONGo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 30 times
In the past month have you Smoked: 30 days
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uhh yeup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: depends what you consider date?...i snuck over one time
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: actually i have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who the fuck eats that shit, get some tuna fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: i was on one but not for a preformance
In the past month have you been Dumped: probably like 2000 times, for about 5 mins a pop
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah but i did do a naked run
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts....and a bunch of random shit from parties, soap, hats, jackets, controllers, im not responsible for what i may take when you allow me to get wrecked in you home...sorry
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: you could say that
Ever been Beaten up: hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nooooooooooo , im crackin sculls
Ever Shoplifted: once, slid some mortal combat cards out of toys R us under my shoe at 5 years old , and bragged about it as soon as we got home, to my own mother...
How do you want to Die: doin somethin crazy with my wife, like leading a highspeed chase and flippin our car over the state line into mexico at age 75,
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alot of things, professionally im still not sure
What country would you most like to Visit: fuck a country im goin around the world motherfucker , i wanna see it all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: greyish green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: inbetween
Height: just a smidge smally so you gotta gimme a tiptoe to kiss me
Weight: shes perfect so it could fluctuate for all i care
Best Clothing Style: be a chameleon, have fun wit it
Number of Drugs I have taken: like who knows
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just one

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

i got high standards, so ill be doin the picking and choosing...but to tell you the truth thers only one girl im interested in and thats the love of my life

My Comment Box
Leave me a comment:
Instead of clicking on "Add Comment" link on the bottom, just use the box below to write me a comment.

View/Edit All All of My Comments

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Whatever sounds banging in the wipp! i like everything and thers way too much shit to name so ill just sum it up. DMB, Dispatch, Hov, 50, Sublime, most rap and rock. i dislike country and popmusic like lil kim type shit. the only reason i dislike country is because people that like country hate rap, and they are the same thing, country singers talk about their day and their struggle, so do rappers, just a different enviornment to take the dialogue from.

Movies:

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure, Malllrats, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Half Baked, anything scary, anything out of the 80's and pimp as hell Dazed and Confused, oh shit yess. (there are way tooo many movies that i love, to name so im just gonna leave it at that.

Television:

ill admit im an MTV kid but other than that, motherfuckin Southpark,CNN and the HISTORY CHANNEL, law and order (svu or ci)anything funny or knowledgable. (keep that mind up) Family Guy, Simpsons, that 70's show funny stuff, unsolved mysteries with that creep dude in the dark alley, and dont forget about commercials..

Books:

THE BIBLE (craziest booke ever!) my storybooke, philosophy books, religious books,....does sparknotes count?

Heroes:

Jimi, Im workin on being my own, Jesus that was one cool dude ...did you people see passion of the christ , how the hell could he not be your hero...seariously?

My Blog

IF U GO VIEW MY PROFILE LEAVE A MESSAGE

IF UR GONNA VIEW MY PROFILE, LEAVE A MESSAGE!!!!!!! i hate comin back and lookin at this thing seein that my page has been viewed but thers no new messages, so i dont know who was checkin out my site
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

secret dating game

This is the Secret DATING Game. Im pretty sure everyone on here wants to go on a DATE with at least one person on MySpace. So here is the rules. If you wuld go on a DATE with me..reply to this telling...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY

Between wrestling, work and school im really tired and im glad that i can just sit down today and not worry about anything. The firebird is coming back from the shop next week, all better, and on tha...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST