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lauren

safety pins are cool... to bad they can't fix all that i'd like them to...

About Me


Contact Table Generated from MSmods.com..I served my country for six years. I don't eat red meat or pork. Once in a while I have lil bit of chicken. I *heart* sushi! Mostly though... I think this pretty much sums it up...

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I do have some art up at my DeviantArt . ~~kokezaru13

These videos were made by my brother Nick for our brother Brandon. RIP Brandon...

My Interests


Your aura shines Orange!
What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking to add people to my party on a perilous quest. Any one have any ideas for a perilous quest? Experience points are negotiable. Magical items and booty may or may not be recieved.

OMFG! Can I say... HOT !?
*props to Will for showing me the sexy geek goodness ^_~*

I'll talk to just about anyone... especially if you can keep up with the way my brain jumps around. *Oooh shiny!*
Sooooo yeah...
You can hit me up at the following...
AOL: zoewulfVAIO

Ha... I miss these days... ;P ..

Music:

I listen to just about anything. Some of my favorites include: Dieselboy, Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, Sublime, Bjork, No Doubt, KoRn, Tatu, DJ Irene, Limp Bizkit, DJ Dara, DJ Icey, Linkin Park, Garbage, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, J Majik, Bad Boy Bill, Richard Humpty, Prodigy, Frente!, Deerhoof, Ayumi Hamasaki, The Murmurs, Blonde Redhead, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tegan and Sarah, Portishead, Le Tigre, Julie Ruin, Chicks on Speed, Kitty, Disturbed, Evenescense, Daft Punk, The Postal Service, Placebo, The Faint, Bikini Kill, The Dresden Dolls, Peaches, Cat Power, Lacuna Coil, Fireflight, Morningwood, Sleater-Kinney, Olive, Jem, The Organ, Billy Talent, Jack Off Jill, 7 Year Bitch, Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Distillers, AFI, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Ani!

Movies:

LOTS! Eddie Izzard, Lain, The Lord of the Rings, Elvira, But I'm a Cheerleader, Freeway, Dark Crystal, Office Space, Dawn of the Dead, The Craft, Hackers, Cry-Baby, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Serial Mom, Better than Chocolate, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Kissing Jessica Stein, Gia, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, E.Y.E.S. of Mars, Bound, Not Another Teen Movie, Perfect Blue, Hook, Resident Evil 1-2, Kung Fu Hustle, Spaceballs, Adam Sandler's stuff, Home Room, All Over Me, Prey of Rock and Roll, Fox Fire, Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Movie, Tipping the Velvet, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, Saving Face, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Imagine Me & You, The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls in Love, While You Were Sleeping, Mean Girls, Boondock Saints, Hero, Unleashed, High Tension, Domino, Waiting..., 300!!

Television:

The L Word, Simpsons, South Park, Powerpuff Girls, MadTv, Adult Swim, Daria, CSI Las Vegas, Law & Order SVU, Will & Grace, Celebrity Jeopardy (SNL), Family Guy, Futurama, Drawn Together, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Cold Case Files, Cold Cases, City Confidential, American Justice, Myth Busters, Invader Zim, Flip that House, Project Runway

Books:

Annie On My Mind. Cunt. Rubyfruit Jungle. Empress of the World. A Stone Gone Mad. Anything by Lloyd Alexander. Manga. I've been trying to read more during my commute.

Heroes:

My dad for always accepting me (no matter how strange he thinks I am). My mom for teaching me it was okay to myself (even if it's not what people want). My family for showing me what it means to be there for someone (even if you don't want to be). My friends for keeping me sane (and insane at the same time). ^_^

Margaret Cho is just awesomeness.

My Blog

To Mom and Brandon...

Mom, not a day goes by I don't miss you.  You were before your time.  Nothing is the same anymore and I stopped functioning right without you.  Brandon, I will always miss you and the t...
Posted by lauren on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:15:00 PST

total weirdness

last night... i missed two phone calls. not all that strange right?well...my cell phone... had a missed call from itself that looks like it happened when i was driving home from the train station...an...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST

what? i was bored!

So, I'm pretty sure that everyone has seen the Back to the Future DirectTV commercial.  After seeing it waaaaaaaay to many times I had to say something to them... because it annoys me... and I wa...
Posted by lauren on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

what are you thinking cartoon network?

... seriously! first you make with the "fridays" show... which ruins my friday nights of drunken adult swim and video games.  now my option is to watch bad teenage over-actors... lame puppet joke...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:26:00 PST

i would like to make a correction...

... to any and all surveys that i have ever filled out where i filled in "i dunno" to "is there anyone you want to punch" or "is there anyone you hate"... because i have an answer...i hate any coward ...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST

Dating via text messages...?

Last night there was this commercial for ... text message... flirting?? ... Okay... we've all seen those late night commercials for phone dating lines.  Which (lets face it) are only really f...
Posted by lauren on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:11:00 PST

So beautiful... it looked fake...

I was driving out to the Greenbelt metro around 0630 this morning to catch the first Green Line out to DC.  *Gotta love the weekend shifts*  What do I see when I look ahead?  The most b...
Posted by lauren on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST

The human dilemma

I think that humans are creatures that want to be loved and to belong. The want for acceptance makes people do horrible things to others. The thought of rejection keeps people from acting on thei...
Posted by lauren on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

If these walls could talk...

I watched it for the first time today.  It is one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen.  It was a good movie though.  No matter how many times I'm reminded, I can't believe thin...
Posted by lauren on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:05:00 PST

Lemmings

I feel like a Lemming when I use mass transit like the Metro or the Marc. Everyone shuffling to the exit in a predetermined path with a glazed look in their eyes.However, I have yet to see anyone clim...
Posted by lauren on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST