About Me

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very own MySpace Layouts who wants to know? Because i work by the concept of supply and demand...soooo...alright just kidding. i'm just a girl with many aspirations. Oneday I could just achieve all of my goals miraculously :) but untill then I will just check on my prospects. I think i'm pretty cool, you know. Really no matter who you are i would probebly kick it with you. Maybe. But you might want to review my stats a bit. I'm a little twisted at times :) That freaks people out but i feel like i've been through Vietnam, wheres my morphine?!?! I'm a sucker for kittens and kitten paraphanalia and marijuana and marijuana parafanalia as well. I have a terrible addiction of candy and cookies, I enjoy cartoons and fine literature, as well as adidas and most things that are pink. I'm often afflicted with strange Disney curses! could be worst...YOU WOULD THINK!
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What Jessica Means
J is for Jealous
E is for Elegant
S is for Saucy
S is for Sensational
I is for Influential
C is for Complicated
A is for Animated What Does Your Name Mean?

My Interests

I am easily ammused...Kittens, pretty lights, mostly music and i love to battle rap a motherfucker. yeah thats right , if you got skillz you can pay MY bills! j/k but for real... bring it!

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Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.

You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.

Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?

I'd like to meet:

The maker and the baker of tha piece of my pie. BRAD PITT, Hunter s. Thompson, Frank Mcourt, Quinten Tarrentino, Brad Noel, Wu Tang Boys, KANYE WEST, Tori Amos, Dave Matthews, Bruce Campbell, YOUR MOM and of course the big guy shakin his junk. He must have gotten all that junk for Christmas!

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PEEP
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YO FAVORITE WHITE BOY!!!

THA MOST PLAYED EMCEE IN NM!!!

FA SHULA!!!

Music:

Almost Everything, my faves - THEOFFSPRING,WuTang,OutKast,ToriAmos,KanyeWEST,PinkFloyd Lots more... I like me cause i can flow like no other white person ya know :) maybe cause there's some ghetto white folks out there ha!"It's hot tubs, heated pools and no rules Call your old dude and tell him he old news Tell that fella you feel like Cinderella With both shoes and it's almost two Screw a storybook endin we bendin the rules This is somebody's girl part two" - Almighty King Snow---------- WU TANG + CYPRESS HILL---------------------------

Movies:

Cinderella,Alice in Wonderland, pulp fiction, donny darko, virgin suicides, fear and loathing in las vegas,the wall, ferris buellers day off, dude wheres my car, happy gilmore and little nicky, funny weird shit...oh and Harry Potter

Television:

MXC AquaTeenHungerForce(i do the BEST meatwad impression!) Inuyasha DisneyChannel PBS Conan O'Brian EveryBodyLovesRaymond SpongeBobSquarePants TrueLife

Books:

The Bible, anything by JD Salinger, HARRY POTTER, lotsa things Angela's Ashes, Hunter S. Thompson writes some good shit, Great Expectations, Alice in Wonderland more books just whateva with tha books right now
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Heroes:

Murphy for saying gay jokes to gays and unknowingly telling mexican jokes while mexicans are present, and for making boy george jokes at me years ago! Also Benjamin Fowler because He got off the drugs and is FLYIN Strait and not going loco! He should be everybody's Hero. And Kanye west jjjjjust cause i motherfuckin say so so Fuck the HATERS Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 90% Catwoman 80% Green Lantern 80% Spider-Man 75% Hulk 65% Batman 65% Supergirl 55% Robin 55% Superman 50% The Flash 40% Iron Man 35% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 92% Apocalypse 81% Magneto 80% Catwoman 77% Dr. Doom 76% Poison Ivy 74% Lex Luthor 68% Green Goblin 68% Two-Face 68% Mr. Freeze 64% Dark Phoenix 64% Venom 60% Riddler 60% The Joker 59% Juggernaut 48% Kingpin 43% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test
Oh and the TMNT's !!!

My Blog

Here you go, check me out now lol

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