So, this is what my life has come down to: a short paragraph encapsulating my entire being on a social networking site. Finally, years of learning and growing as a person will pay off!! There you go, that the first thing I wanted to share about my nature. I don’t let anything, even my own dignity, get in the way of joking around. The only way I know of to get through life is by not taking it too seriously. Everyone learns that at some point in their lives. I was lucky enough to discover it at a very early age. If you haven’t noticed from the pictures or you’re blind (which is ironic because you wouldn’t be reading this), I drive a three-wheeled scooter, which in itself is pretty badass. I was stricken down in my prime (at conception) with Muscular Dystrophy by Jerry Lewis himself, most likely. Sure it sucks in some regards because I can’t do the crane-kick from Karate Kid or throw the pigskin for the Detroit Lions, but it has no doubt made me the peach of a person that I am today. It seems to be more of an issue for other people than for me. I had a glorious childhood filled with water balloon fights and frolicking through sprinklers just like all the other reindeers. Then I did the college thing, got super smart, and promptly retired at the ripe old age of 20-something to Elizabeth, Colorado.
It’s important for me to make the most out of life and do things that I enjoy. First and foremost is being with my friends and family, all of whom I love very much and would take bullets for (.22 caliber and under.) It’s hard to imagine, but I somehow don’t have a girlfriend right now. I know, I know, amazing. My second love is a tie between music and movies, both of which my tastes are obscenely eclectic in. If you want to delve into that you’ll have to ask, because my tastes are so wide I often forget what I like. I love good food, especially breads and cheeses. I’m losing steam here, so I’ll just say that if you want to talk to me send me a message. It WILL change your life.
