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Serge

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About Me

It's what you do...
Look out.. PORN-CHI is happeningI LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH!!!!
Your results:
You are The Flash
The Flash 90% Spider-Man 90% Green Lantern 80% Superman 65% Iron Man 65% Robin 50% Hulk 50% Supergirl 45% Catwoman 40% Wonder Woman 40% Batman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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My Interests

I'm really into my ween.. it's something else.. I'll show you later.

Music:

The sweet sound of two dogs humping in the dead of night. I like to think of my parents while I'm grooving to that funky beat.

Movies:

Give me "RAD" and I'll be fine.

Television:

TV is my way of life. I grew up on it and I think I turned out alright.. ugh.

Books:

The book of Mormon.

Heroes:

Elisabeth Hasselbeck ... Anyone who can survive with half a brain is a Hero in my book. She has half a brain right?

My Blog

Boob reduction for a dude

So... I'm watching the news this morning at my brothers place.. He only has three channels cause he's cheap and doesn't want to pay for cable.. and the top story is Breast Reduction surgery for men..I...
Posted by Serge on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

New Beers

So.. it's here.. the bullshit is here. I always decide not to get me hopes up when it comes to the "Eve"... I hate worrying about which party, who I'm with, how drunk I am... so I don't.. Well I try n...
Posted by Serge on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

Obligatory Christmas Blog

My first Christmas in LA. Why not be alone... and drunk? I had a boring lonely Christmas last year, and I kinda wanna see if I can beat it this year. I'm literally, completely alone in the Hollywood h...
Posted by Serge on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

is this awful? I mean HILARIOUS!!!????

So i got this email from someone on myspace...Let it be known.. I'VE NEVER MET THIS PERSON BEFORE... This is the first email. Sorry if this is you.. woops..I think it's fun meeting people on here, but...
Posted by Serge on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

Is boredom like depression?

So I'm wicked bored but wicked lazy... Oh what to do... I'm crashing at my brothers place and he doesn't have cable.. Normally I'd be able to channel surf the day away and stave off the boredom for a ...
Posted by Serge on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:17:00 PST

Sandra Bernhardt is my god

I LOVE HER... She just gave Elizabeth FUCKING hasselback a huge piece of her mind.. and by piece of her mind.. I mean made her look like an idiot... It was amazing.. Not only did she fuck with Lizzy.....
Posted by Serge on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

Elisabeth Hasselback....exactly

I HATE HER!!! She's useless.. Alright. I know what you're thinking.. A) who is Elisabeth Hasselback and B) why do you watch the view.. If you know A you'll understand B.. I watch the View because I'm ...
Posted by Serge on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

(no)summer lovin' had me a blast...(no)summer lovin' happened so fast..

Bored!!! It's hot here in the T-dot (for all you yanks that's Toronto) I don't know why I'm bored.. There's plenty of shit to do in this city, but I do none of it. I do however see a lot of movies......
Posted by Serge on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Sex in the Summer.. Gettin it on..

So... it happened.. Summer.. The way I know it's finally here is when I wake up with my face stuck to my buddies couch at 530 in the morning. The haze from the previous day is so thick I can hardly r...
Posted by Serge on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:37:00 PST

Spring it in me

Oh Spring.. Oh springy. You came and you're beautiful. Being in my mother land for Spring is nice feeling. Canadians are my kinda people. BUT.....New York in the spring is the fucking best time of yea...
Posted by Serge on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:10:00 PST