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Aunt Sarah

My Yeagley collection is quite impressive.

About Me

I like comfy pajamas and giant pumpkins. I'd rather watch a hip replacement than someone doing something really embarrassing, and with the power tools they use for that type of operation that's saying something.

My Interests

I want to do NOTHING. When nothing gets old, I waste time online, design tattoos, make jewelery, play trombone, or bid on something on Ebay that I really don't actually need. In the fall I go to the fair to look at GIANT pumpkins.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm? What? Did someone say something?

Music:

Ibrahim Ferrer, Tito Puente, JJ Johnson, Clark Terry, Al Grey, Lee Morgan, John Cage, Mahler, Wagner, BEASTIE BOYS, Outkast, SKA, BR5-49, Green Day, Flogging Molly, Smoking Popes, Descendents, Ryan Montbleau...

Movies:

Cheesy B movies with giant animals (especially crocodiles) or monsters living in sewers, swashbuckling things (like Captain Blood), zombie movies, Yellowbeard, Grosse Pointe Blank, Hellboy, X-Men, Ran, Moonstruck, Real Genius, Big Trouble in Little China, Super Troopers, Garden State, Office Space, The Thing, and Harry Potter.

Television:

Eureka, Dallas SWAT, MacGuyver, House, Cops, the British series 'Touching Evil', Stargate SG-1, The Daily Show, Animal Precinct/Animal Cops, Law & Order, nature documentaries that include sharks, crocodiles, giant squid and and strange creatures from the ocean bottom, shows about forensics, medical oddities or extreme surgery.

Books:

Any book I read would generally fall into one of these catagories:• Picture books (design annuals, hot rods, deep sea critters, etc.) • Reference books of ANY sort (like the Encyclopedia of Ornament) • Humor (David Sedaris, Edward Gorey) • Sci Fi (Robert Jordan, Dune, that type of thing)

My Blog

Spaulding HS Class of 1995, Rochester, NH

Ok, let me just get this out of the way... HEY, CLASS OF 1995! I haven't seen you in what... say.. ten years? Eh? Sounds like it's time for us to gather in some type of Mason's lodge decorated with pa...
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie Attack

I'm so scared of zombies... I think my best bet of surviving the zombie hoardes will be to follow Samantha. I'm sure she's already got the best hiding places on the seacoast scoped out. We'd share som...
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just breathe... breathe...

I'm sitting at my desk trying to look quietly industrious. Whenever I try to do this I stumble upon something online that is funny enough to make me laugh out loud and innapropriate enough that I woul...
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I would suck as an albino

I could never live up to the giant hair requirements: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~msafier/albinism/c19albinos. html
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So this is what my deal is...

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2005/02/27/t he_hypomanic_american/ http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/22/health/psychology/22hypo.h tml?
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm 28!

I'm 28! As of yesterday, anyway. And this was the first years in over fifteen years that I have actually been happy that it was my birthday and been able to enjoy it. And it was great, let me tell ya....
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Graphic Designer Humor

This is what's making me chuckle today: http://www.zefrank.com/punc/
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Sarah Baileys

Have you ever put your own name into a search engine? Chances are you didn't find much of interest unless you had a super common name like SARAH BAILEY! I haven't looked up the other Sarah Bailey's in...
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cure for a bad mood...

... at least temporarily. There are a few things online that make me laugh every time. They are cheesy, stupid and great. Here's a couple of links in case anyone else is having as crappy a week as I a...
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mmmm...Turkey...

I love Thanksgiving. It the two to three days a year that I get to hang out with my extended family, laugh, eat, and burn things. This year was particularly fun. About thirty of my relatives made the ...
Posted by Aunt Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST