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Jake Jakey Jake Jake

'If I had a vampire baby I'd throw it in the garbage.' -Maggie

About Me

The Present is only about an inch wide. I'm pretty sure that if I lean forward just enough, I can live in the first tiny slice of the Future. Which is why my phone can talk to the internet, cats can talk to me telepathically, and my bicycle totally hovers.
These pictures are my pictures of me (also, maybe you, too).

My Interests

Driving Bob's dad's four wheeler, carvin' pumpkins, and makin' out!

I'd like to meet:

Enthusiasts, adventurists and catalysts.
Also,

Music:

Yes.

Movies:

Over the Top, featuring Sylvester Stallone and the gods of the sport of arm wrestling.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow...no foolin'.

Books:

Sometimes.

Heroes:

Black Jesus and White Lion

My Blog

Last night in Costa Rica

I'm staying at the Hotel Liberia in dusty Liberia, Costa Rica. I've been in a single room with a sunken twin bed, a table, and a chair. The windows are open wood framing behind a curtain. N...
Posted by Jake Jakey Jake Jake on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

Christmas in the gutter

David Bickley, myself, and a nice gal named Sarah spend Christmas night drinking beer in a gutter outside a bar in San Jose. I don't know how Santa crammed that gift down my chimney, but I'm going to ...
Posted by Jake Jakey Jake Jake on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

Things I now know about Costa Rica

These are the important things I've learned about Costa Rica in the two short days I've been here:This is reputedly the most rich, developed, ecological, and safe country in Central America and possib...
Posted by Jake Jakey Jake Jake on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

Today in Pensylvania...

I won $16.75 playing Bingo at the St. Mathews Catholic Church Block Party. Drinks are on me at the motel bar tonight!...
Posted by Jake Jakey Jake Jake on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST