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About Me

I am the Avatar - I offer Sacred Wisdom and Vision to the non-thinkers on this planet. I, The Avatar, am the world's greatest Sonic Witness. That is, I attend concerts. Over 400 of them. You, my followers, for the first time will be able to read The Avatar's sacred concert diary from the begining. I take you back to August 18, 1974. I was 15 years old and very hung.......

My Interests

If I can save one Chicken Little from the spurious scourge of Global Warming, then I am truly Avatar the Great.

I'd like to meet:

Where the white women at?

Music:

Genesis with Peter Gabriel and all the rest.

Movies:

Five best movies of all time. 5) The Opening of Misty Beethoven 4) The Godfather 3) The Passion of the Christ 2) The Wizard of Oz 1) The Lord of the Rings

Television:

Anything on Univision (the Spanish Thong Channel)

Books:

Too many titles to list. Any works by Poe, Salinger, Tolkien, Crowley, DR. Thompson, Abbie Hoffman, John Waters, and God

Heroes:

General Patton,President Lincoln, Groucho and Herb Adderley

My Blog

The concerts are coming! the concerts are coming!

Soon the Great and Wise Avatar will share his concert experience with all Mankind. And there will be much rejoicing on Earth....
Posted by The Avatar on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:56:00 PST

Live Earth

Thanks to Live Earth I just changed all my light bulbs. I have saved the Earth. All hail Avatar!
Posted by The Avatar on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST

we're all gonna die - oh my!

Al Gore is not a scientist - but he does play one in a movie. My children do not fear - man-made ,earth killing, global warming is a myth perpetuated by mindless lemmings who cannot think ...
Posted by The Avatar on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

Have a Cigar!

For the sake of the children, light up a Cohiba and blow smoke rings in the face of the Anti-Smoking Nazis - so our kids do not grow up to be sissies and never having the truly heavenly pleasur...
Posted by The Avatar on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST