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I love Edward Frizzelle lots and lots
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I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves within the limits of British decency..you know what i mean, don't you?
Greta garbo, and monroe Deitrich and dimaggio Marlon brando, jimmy dean On the cover of a magazineGrace kelly; harlow, jean Picture of a beauty queen Gene kelly, fred astaire Ginger rogers, dance on airThey had style, they had grace Rita hayworth gave good face Lauren, katherine, lana too Bette davis, we love youLadies with an attitude fellows that were in the mood don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to itVogue
'I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.'
Trainspotting.
Dare i start the evil heroes section up again?
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OFCOURSE I DO!
Well just to set the scene quickly: My previous heroes section was DESTROYED IN A FIREY PIT OF DOOM because I must admit, it started to get a tad on the harsh side (not that i care but i didn't want to upset people).
So with that i shall begin...
Numero uno
Why do people feel the need to cut their grass rrrrreally early on a saturday/sunday morning? Saturday mornings are to sleep off the possible hangovers and sundays, as well all know (and love), are the day of rest! There is apparently some law that says you can not beep a car horn after 11pm, so i'm thinking prehaps a new law is enforced: No lawn mowering before 1pm...
Numero dos
As summer nears, so does the sun thus people feel the extreme need to take off ALL of their clothes. I don't mind people being topless, each to their own and all the jazz but people who choose to just...show off all their saggyness with no clothes on at all are just sickening (9 times out of 10 its always rather fat people aswell...) Also i'm not getting the 'lets-undress-our-child-so-it-can-run-around-naked-and-get-w anked-over-by-just-about-every-paedophile-on-this-beach' vibe. Prehaps it's me just not appreciating the nakedness of young children, but being honest and not a paedophile, who really wants to see it all?
Numero tres
I accept that people enjoy a good ol' bbq every so often, which is fair enough, but why is it that my neighbours have this need to burn meat every single weekend? It stinks, it probably looks shit, and i should imagine it tastes like shit too. End of. For the time being.
Numero...fóur
Ahh the Great British summer, strawberries and cream, late summer evenings, the tingle of the ice cream van's tune and a generous helping of rain Why does it rain so much in july?! Technically speaking, we are currently in the 7th month, which means it can only get worse..