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Contract Killer

MOWING FOOLS ON THE DAILY

About Me

For my enemies I have nothing to give but hate
For those who doubted me, you're my enemies just the same
For those who gave respect my respect to you is paid
But for you my friends that bled by my side
I give more than blood for you
I'd give my life

AIM = Thr3 Series Bimr

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

... : /

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

All because of you
I believe in angels
Not the kind with wings
no, not the kind with halos
the kind that bring you home when home becomes a strange place
I'll follow your voice
all you have to do is
shout it out

Movies:

American History X, Full Metal Jacket, and other scary/funny movies

Television:

Tell me why House is the best show ever created, then comes futurama

Heroes:

Teh Erick Xu.....Cameronsor

My Blog

Hmmm.

So, do you ever feel like a piece of you is missing?No?So i'm the only one?Cool...
Posted by Contract Killer on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

the RULES of MANHOOD

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina J...
Posted by Contract Killer on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:00:00 PST

So... here’s the truth..

Don't say I never told you. 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they t...
Posted by Contract Killer on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

Alright check it...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb...
Posted by Contract Killer on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

Tribute to my brothers...

"This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the v...
Posted by Contract Killer on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST