I'm a proffessional loafer. I've just finished my degree at Bournemouth, and it was looking more and more likely that I'd be spending the next 40+ years cooped up in an office. For this reason I've been working at my old school in September as a teaching assistant, and am doing a primary GTP course in September. This means I only have to work 28 hours a week, and get LOADS of holiday. I play guitar for a band currently called Underdog; we're in the (slow) process of recording our first album. You might even be listening to one of our songs, as I see nothing wrong with shameless self-promotion. You're on my page, deal with it. My spare time is therefore basically spent practising music, watching 'Trailer Park Boys' (or waiting for new episodes to download on Bittorrent), or sleeping. I can't stay in too much though. I love going out to the pub, chilling out and meeting friends. I hate working, Charles Clarke, R & B, 'Empty Grey Space' - for their cheap attempts at gaining a fanbase on this site, chavs, olives, BONO, U2, fans of U2, Commercial Law, people who try to add me as a friend on this site without even knowing or wanting to get to know me, Westwood, JPMorgan, wasps, cramp, Jethro, Su-Doku, having my wallet stolen, Coldplay, dropping things, Ruby Wax, cheese and onion crisps, HMV, Mick Hucknall, knowing you have to go for a piss before you can get to sleep, pikeys, most T.V. celebrities, mornings, back pain, rice cakes, hayfever, marzipan, people with no manners, spam emails, Courtney Love, being tickled, Crazy Frog, people who press the button to stop traffic when there isn't any, cotton wool, 210 FM, Jack Black, Jim Davidson, Gosford Park, nightclubs, Big Brother, English flags everywhere during the football, lager, Emo, The Weakest Link, the way they put the volume up during the adverts on T.V., pigeons, exercise, Tony Blair, being cold, wrestling, being ill, Metallica, Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, period dramas, hangovers, pop music, tabloid newspapers, telesales, Keane, exams, 50 Cent, train journeys, not having any money and a load of other things that don't quite come to mind yet.
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