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Stonie the Pimp

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About Me

My name is marco, aka dirty sanchez aka stonie balogna aka goofy da great. i wear my heart on my sleeve and my style on my shoulders for everyone to see.Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

My Interests

music, cars, girls, football, basketball, and goin dumb?...... but not in any particular order .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

i like girls with glasses....... okay i love girls with glasses. i also like braces........... i guess i'm just weird.

Music:


hip hop, hyphy movement, slow jams, lounge music, classic r&b, turntableism, rap freestyles.

Movies:

revenge of the nerds - what the f*ck is a frush? half baked - i'll get billy bong thorton old school - you're my boy blue! the ney guy - whose the bitch now? lion king - hakuna matata 40 year old virgin - u know how i know your gay?

Television:

wrestling - what u gonna do brother? when hulkamania runs wild on u!!!!! family guy - giggity giggity goo awwwright!! married with chilren - a fat lady walked into the store today... chappelle show - darkness!!!!

Books:

i read maxim, the sports page, the back of shampoo and conditioner bottles, toothpaste......... u know, the things u read in the bathroom

Heroes:

everyone that has helped shape me and watched out for me which makes me who i am today. u know who you are and i thank you.

My Blog

pinky & the brain

so yesterday at work my stomach was hurting again, but there was one thing that was keeping me kinda ignoring it.  earlier in my shift a co-worker was talking about pinky and the brain..............
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

what a weekend

Aaaaarrrrrggghhh!!!  i don't know if u guys know but i like to drink, so when the doctor tells me i can't drink anymore, that's devastating.  i used to drink like a champ.  The herculia...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:37:00 PST

my iphone

okay so lately my iphone has come in handy, but not in the way it’s suppose to come in handy.  like i’ll be at a bar and my phone would vibrate so i would pick it up and answer it.&nb...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

true.com

u guys like these true.com ads?  where the hell do they get these girls anyways........... it looks like they'll do anything for the dough.
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

question

u guys ever had a friend that wanted to fight you????? i never thought that would happen to me.  why would you fight your friend?  why is this person my friend?  the way i think of...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:40:00 PST

old rap

lately i've been gettin a lot of people asking me to make them music cds......... i really don't mind cause i like music and it usually is the music that i like listening too, but the songs that every...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

i like pig feet and hot sauce!

2 months have past and i'm feelin kinda crazy.  but i'm just dysfunctional, so i hope it won't phase me.  maybe i'll just stay home and act really lazy, or go to the marina and watch the sky...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

oooohhhhhhhhh man!!!

the end of the year..... oohhh man!  2006 was good to me..... i think.  i met a lot of new friends, don't know if they'll replace my old dogs, but these guys are close.  lots of ups and...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

4 months

so these past few months have been crazy.  in september, i had a mandatory 1 week vacation.  i kinda didn't want it, but i had to.  it kinda hasn't been the same at work ever since.&nbs...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:33:00 PST

sleep at last!!

for this whole damn summer i've been gettin about 4-5 hours of sleep all because of the damn ice cream man playin his music hella loud.  i would usually sleep around 8 in the morning and wak...
Posted by Stonie the Pimp on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST