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reuben p. b.

dad wanted to call me 'Rio" but mum wouldn't allow it

About Me

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i write music stories and i lie in bed reading books.

i like lying on the bed etc..

My Interests

life, music, girls, food. hot chocolate. prank calls. lying around the house on drugs. and drugs that are lying around the house.

I'd like to meet:

a man made of fruit. cat aids.

Music:

ryan adams, phoenix foundation, strokes. nick cave, menomena, beirut, feist, the hives, low, neil young, led zeppelin,the kills, okkervil river, sjd , sufjan stevens, the veils, toumast, transam, mint chicks. and others also etc.

Movies:

ghostbusters. thank you for smoking. rocky 1-5. bill murray movies.

Television:

Alf. documentaries on crocodiles and that. curb your enthusiasm is the best show i have ever seen.

Books:

where the wild things are. life of pi. magician. sword in the storm. asterix. biographies on mick and keith. the thirteenth tale. david gemmel books. porn. garp

Heroes:

anyone.

My Blog

gingers

my Column for the magazine i work on. Over the hills and Far Away.To Be Born a Ginger. Tragedy or Triumph.Throughout history being born with a head of red hair has gone with a stigma and strange reput...
Posted by reuben p. b. on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST

jakob. losing a hundred on black. trip to waiheke. cask wine etc...

Because it is almost september eleventh i thought i would write something about something.on friday night i was gonna stay home until jakob started and then drive into town and drive home straight aft...
Posted by reuben p. b. on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

the damn builder

the damn builder came around at 7:30 am on saturday morning and stomped along the hallway in his gumboots (skellerup redbands.) he started ripping the god damned tiles and smashing them on the ground....
Posted by reuben p. b. on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST

fatso the black toothed walrus. a kids story for adults.

F.T.B.T.WFatso the black toothed walrus was easy to like. He was good-natured, placid, and very approachable. Despite what you may have heard about Walruses being violent, temperamental, unfriendly to...
Posted by reuben p. b. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

back up sloth info...

before you read on, wouldnt you agree that John Lennon's song Oh Yoko! is grand. in the middle of a bath i call your name etc.in the middle of a bath once i had to call out hello because i thought i w...
Posted by reuben p. b. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:24:00 PST

cornelius and sloths.

my bass player is called gareth cornelius van niekirk.. we are trying to get him to run with the stage name cornelius. he thinks it sux. but i think it is grand.i read some unbelievable facts about sl...
Posted by reuben p. b. on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:49:00 PST