takin care of number 1..... me
Rochie when i dieYo momma is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. Yo momma is so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Lightâ€, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo momma is so old, her birth-certificate expired. Yo momma is so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo momma is so old, she owes Moses a quarter. Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo momma is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo momma is so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. Yo momma is so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments. Yo momma is so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Yo momma is so old, she has an autographed bible. Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Yo momma is so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Yo momma is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo momma is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion. Yo momma is so fat, she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo momma is so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Yo momma’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo momma’s so big, they had to take her to school on a semi. Yo momma’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo momma’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop. Yo momma’s so big, that they had to change “One size fit’s all†to “One size fits most. Yo momma’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. Yo momma’s so hairy,a the bearded lady at the circuse files a union complaint. Yo momma’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!. Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!. Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma so dumb she prank called 911. Yo momma so dumb she tried to put out a fire hydrant. Yo momma so dumb she thought she had a twin when she looked in a mirror. Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M-n-M’s in alphabetical order. Yo momma so dumb she stole some free samples.found this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments
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Scary movie123456789 10 11 12 13 etc.... girl next door, saw 1 2 3 4, 300 that other movie, u kno
when the t.v is off and i c my reflections on it,i laugh and point at myself.Its the only time something good is on..me
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Me Myself and i....Rochie(R.I.P)