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Something i've been pondering for a while... I've always been confused by the phrase 'the birds & the bees.' Why exactly is the bird fu*king the bee? How did the bee hook that up? Was he driving a Porsche? Was he handing out blow? There had to be a lot of chatter around the hive the next day between the other bees: 'Yo, you hear about Darryl? Dude....he fu*ked a bird. Awesome, right?!' LOL
If I had an "E True Hollywood Story" epsiode....I remember being such a wise ass in high school that my guidance counselor asked me the following:She asked me, "Bryant, If you believe in God, what's the first thing you think he'll say when you reach the pearly gates?"I replied, "Hey, Pino! Rum and coke or a Corona?"She laughed so hard she almost spilled her coffee on her lap...She then asked me, "Your such a wise ass. You ever worry about going to hell? LOL"I then said, "I'll be too busy shaking hands with "friends" to even worry about it."She then said .... "Bryant, go back to class. As for you and your girlfriend, please take these condoms before there are anymore of you out there." LOL
A La Kalle classic by Yandel "Te Suelto El Pelo". I live by this song...LOL ..Another La Kalle Hit! Wisin Y Yandel "Pam Pam" from the album "Pal Mundo" ..The evolution of Reggaeton....Don Omar f/ Tego Calderon "Bandoleros" from the Album DOn Omar Presents "Los Bandoleros" ..La Emisora Que RONCA porque podemos! Eliel f/ Don Omar, Hector El Father & Zion "Baby" - Ronca from the album Eliel "El Que Habla Con Las Manos"..Here is the new joint "Suave (DJ Blass Remix)" from Calle-13....From Puerto Rico a La Kalles de Nueva York. ..Another freakin hit from La Kalle...Toby Love f/ Rakim y Ken-Y "Tengo Un Amor" ..Los Reyes del Perreo - Alexis Y Fido "Me Quiere Besar" This song is a freakin Problem...La Kalle murdered the comp with this song! Hector El Father f/ Wisin Y Yandel "El Telefono" off Hector El Father Presents "Los RompeDiscotekas"..This kid is a freakin STAR!!! What does the comp know about music. Yomo "Dale Con Pepa" from the album DJ Joe "Abusando El Genero"..C'mon Another Kalle Hit.. Randy f/ ArcAngel "Soy Una Gargola" From Alex Gargolas "Gargolas 5 - The Next Generation"..