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Aaron

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

About Me


I am about HIM
Aaron
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English, Biblical
Pronounced: ER-un
From the Hebrew name ('Aharon) which is most likely of unknown Egyptian origin. Other theories claim a Hebrew derivation, and suggest meanings such as "high mountain" or "exalted". In the Old Testament Aaron was the older brother of Moses and the first high priest of the Israelites.

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Wikipedia is my God
Maddox
Linux
"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?" "I checked it very thoroughly, it's 42" said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."
"Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, everything else in life becomes eerily easy." - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey
"Life. Don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the paranoid android
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - David Brent in "The Office"
"Life is too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer of course to the federal government.
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
"A friendship that can be ended didn't ever start." ~ Mellin de Saint-Gelais, Oeuvres poétiques
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great." ~ Comte de Bussy-Rabnutin
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere." ~ Ali ibn Abi Talib, A Hundred Sayings
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right." ~ Mark Twain
"A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over." ~ Octavia Butler
"We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop which makes it run over. So in a series of acts of kindness there is, at last, one which makes the heart run over." ~ James Boswell

My Interests

I am interested in many things, I could simply say everything.

. . . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.

As quoted in Richard Dawkins' Eulogy for Douglas Adams

I'd like to meet:

Perfection

Type shit here!

Music:

I love all music.

As sensitive and broad-minded humans, we must never allow ourselves to be in any way judgmental of the religious practices of other people, even when these people clearly are raving space loons.

"(..) Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!"
"The what?" said Richard.
"The catflap! A device of the utmost cunning, perspicuity and invention. It is a door within a door, you see, a ..."
"Yes," said Richard, "there was also the small matter of gravity."
"Gravity," said Dirk with a slightly dismissed shrug, "yes, there was that as well, I suppose. Though that, of course, was merely a discovery. It was there to be discovered." ... "You see?" he said, "They even keep it on at weekends. Someone was bound to notice sooner or later. But the catflap ... ah, there is a very different matter. Invention, pure creative invention."

Movies:

Broken Lizard Entertainment. Is there anything else?

"A samurai once asked Zen Master Hakuin where he would go after he died.
Hakuin answered 'How am I supposed to know?'
'How do you know? You're a Zen master!' exclaimed the samurai.
'Yes, but not a dead one,' Hakuin answered." ~Zen mondo

Television:

Rome, Deadwood, Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Discovery, History, The Learning Channel, The Weather Channel, Animal Planet, The Science Channel, A&E, and the Cartoon Network.

Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus

Books:

I am particularly interested in chemistry and biology textbooks. I also enjoy coffee table books and other odds and ends. I love fiction of all sorts, especially science fiction and fantasy. I read many periodicals and journals as well.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad.

My Blog

Acid House may have started in Chicago....

Acid house From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search --> --> --> start content --> For the 1994 novel by Irvine Welsh, see The Acid House. A yellow...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

A timeline history of rave...

This is by no means perfect or complete but I think may be interesting to some of the younger MySpacer's that we know who may or may not know exactly how cool we were back then!! =) j/k1987 (Everythin...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

Save Marriage

It is not the right of the state to decide the legality of unions in any case, purchase the license, get the status. Human + human anyways, we might have to impose some sort of limitation on flora and...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

Swollen Uvula

I had this last winter and was just recently reminded of it. Although funnier if you actually have it happen to you. Then find the site by desperately typing "swollen uvula" into Google while imaginin...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

Open Letter to Kansas School Board

Open Letter To Kansas School Board I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:11:00 PST

Richard Dawkins

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Posted by Aaron on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

Off to Vegas!

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife,...
Posted by Aaron on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

How to kill yourself like a man!

How to kill yourself like a man. I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become....
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are

Courtesy, The OnionBATON ROUGE, LAIn a breakthrough study that contradicts decades of understanding about the nature of alligatordrunkard relations, Louisiana State University researchers have concl...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

You Are All Diseased

from George Carlin's "You Are All Diseased" routine. "In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit,...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST