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About Me

Self-deprecating yet self-absorbed, convoluted, undiluted, well-informed, well-endowed, absolute liar, completely wired, misunderstood, from the hood, I have no hood 'cause I'm circumcised, I'm black though some say anglicized. My room's a mess, my mind's a mess, my clothes resemble fancy dress, fitness fanatic, Arsenal fanatic, charismatic, aromatic like cocoa butter, I sometimes stutter, smooth-talking, fast talking, bullshit talking, bullshit walking. I eat too much, I sleep too much, I wank too much, I pose too much, I talk too much, say gay too much, I look at myself in the mirror too much. That is all.

My Interests

"A Million Ways" by OK Go

From their new album, "Oh No"b OK Go - "Here It Goes Again" Buy OK Go - Oh No at iTunes.

I'd like to meet:

Me now when I'm a pissed off forty year old man who has no time for his kids or wife because I spend all my time caring about a job that I don't actually care about. Oh, and the Cheeky Girls - they're really fit in a vampire sort of way... (Fuck Lembit Opik)

Music:

Girls Aloud

Movies:

Amores Perros, Jeux d'Enfants

Television:

The Mighty Boosh Charlie and Lola

Books:

Fever Pitch/Nick Hornby, White Teeth/Zadie Smith

Heroes:

Gordon Ramsay, Lee Cattermole, Paul and Ov Collyer, Russell Brand, Richard Madeley

My Blog

Bass

I got one for my birthday, and now I can play: 1) Don't Look Back Into The Sun - The Libertines 2) All Around The World - Oasis 3) Fake Tales of San Francisco - Actic Monkeys 4) ...
Posted by Emeka on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

Birthday

Okay, so it's my 21st in about a month. This is the present list. It's like a wedding present list, but totally better because it won't be shit toasters from Argos. Or House of Frase...
Posted by Emeka on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST

Careers

Reverend John McClure reckons that if he hadn't joined the rat race, he'd be the heavyweight champion of the world (he wouldn't, cos he's a rock star). In light of this, I have decided that ...
Posted by Emeka on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:48:00 PST

Neighbours

Okay, I need to get this off my chest: 1) Katja needs a big fat cock stuffed into her alien face mouth because she's a dickhead. 2) Zeke the Freak needs to be slapped repeatedly ...
Posted by Emeka on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:02:00 PST

Cancer

Hello,Okay, so I'll cut straight to the chase. My missus' mum, Lois Cayzer kinda got cancer the other day. Fortunately, it's been got rather early. Chemotherapy is underway, and she is on the road to ...
Posted by Emeka on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

Bands

No message, no add. All you shit bands are starting to piss me off.
Posted by Emeka on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST

Arsenal

I never thought I would see Arsenal get to the final of the Champions League. It's been my holy grail for so long. It was by far the most horrible match I've ever watched. And by far...
Posted by Emeka on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

Crash

I got run over today. Chill out, I'm fine. So, I'm on my way to see a band called Be Your Own Pet the other day at the Leadmill and I was kinda running late so I hopped on my bike and got ...
Posted by Emeka on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

Hennes

Okay so, at the weekend I thought I'd make the jolly jaunt down to Meadowhall because my jeans shrunk in the wash, and the Ricky Wilson look might be for some, but on my powerful thighs it weren't rea...
Posted by Emeka on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST