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steven

http://www.myspace.com/spiritualmachines05

About Me

i like to editorialize my life to make it seem more interesting, when in fact, my life is more ordinary than anyone can possibly fathom. i don't buy groceries, talking on the phone makes me uncomfortable, and i have a sickeningly realistic self concept, thus my persistent self loathing. let's be friends. you'll hate me and then hate yourself even more.

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My Interests

complaining and disagreeing while paradoxing. verbing the unverbable. creating language. not returning phone calls, disappearing.

I'd like to meet:

people who don't confuse your and you're, there, their, and they're...stupid.

Music:

is pretty cool.

Movies:

i've seen a movie.

Television:

kirk cameron has a new show. it's not even ironically cool.

Books:

vonnegut's a bore. that's right.

Heroes:

petey greene.