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Ag

I'm Kenny Rogers, and this is the bat fetchin' trick with my teeth!

About Me



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If I've never met you, and if your profile says something about some other site that has your webcam pics on it, DO NOT FUCKING ASK TO BE MY FRIEND!

Here are my little Freesias, purchased at the request of VR. I'm going to do a week-by-week photo expo on them just for fun.

How Sinful Are You?

You Are 40% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?..

My Interests

Foreign languages, motorcycling, sport compact cars, outdoors, home improvements, self-improvements, carpentry, woodworking, etc.

I'd like to meet:

.... Too bad this video leaves out my favorite quote, "In the coming months, Iraq will have free erections..."

But so far as who I'd really like to meet, any new connections in Tucson, old friends from Corona, or anyone that wants to go motorcycle riding.

But I'd like for YOU to meet Boris, my adopted (and very rare) Blue Llama. She likes it when you massage her ass. Try it! Why not? You know you want to.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Movies:

Comedy--I'm not a comedy snob, I like just about anything.Drama--so long as it's not cheesy.Action/adventure--'saright.Horror--good to watch with chicks

Television:

You're gonna laugh, but HGTV. I loved owning a house and planning projects. I'm pretty domestic, for still being a bachelor. Other than that, Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood, etc.

Books:

Mostly Non-Fiction, do-it-yourself books, dream books. For fiction, I like books that are intelligent and actually say something, such as Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Heroes:

Anyone who promotes love and compassion despite the cruelties of this world.

My Blog

Mexican cookery

I've been on a sort of quest lately to be able to make two of my favorite Mexican comestibles: horchata and refried beans. I've developed my own recipes for them, which I hold as nigh-inscrutible, so...
Posted by Ag on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

Wyatt joined the liter club.

For those that care--I just bought a 2003 SV1000, which is basically the same bike as I had previously, but two years older, with an extra 350cc and no fairing (aka 'naked'). For your viewing pleasur...
Posted by Ag on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

I'm saving myself for Regina Spektor.

Okay, ladies, whoever has wanted, does want, or will ever want me (yeah, all two of you), I'm sorry to say this, but I can't live a lie anymore... I love Regina Spektor and will marry her. Oh yes, sh...
Posted by Ag on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

drunk on 3 glasses of wine

Okay, so this might not be my most intelligent blog, but it's sure to be entertaining:So I'm drunk on 3 glasses of wine, and I've never felt better.And some people have brought to my attention several...
Posted by Ag on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

nebula dream

I had been called back to Iraq. For some reason, I was on a stretcher in a medics tent, though I did not feel at all injured. It was nighttime, and I had trouble sleeping. For some reason, the ligh...
Posted by Ag on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

the zen of breaking up while having a nic fit

Amidst a nic fit, I drift in and out of a zenlike state of being at peace with everything... I've been forcing myself to try and get over a girl whom I loved very much, because I knew that, given our ...
Posted by Ag on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:06:00 PST

two wheels for enlightenment

I spent this past weekend with some friends (one of whom owns a slew of motorcycles) up on the Mogollon Rim. Jeff, the guy with the motorcycles, happened to bring his dirt bike, a 2-stroke Yamaha 125...
Posted by Ag on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Wife/Mother-In-Law Death Dream

I used to write a dreams diary, but I've given that up, so here's a little taste of what's going on in my twisted head.  The night before last, I dreampt that there was an old lady that lived in ...
Posted by Ag on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST

Ideal projecting and the question of authority for accepting ones own misery

I once saw a comedian's act in which he said that relationships can generally be summed up by this sentence, "I love you... now change."  I'm recently out of a relationship that I held so much ho...
Posted by Ag on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST