Masked Penguin Slaughterers

Long ago in 2005 three friends joined hands a united as the ultimate band ever. This my friend, this is their story. It was a new years eve like any news years eve. Except this one was different. T.J,and un expecting young boy was just learning some tunes on his axe when Andrew and Nick stumbled upon a ancient relic. It was a book written long ago. It told many storys of summoning dragons. Andrew and Nick consulted T.J about the ordeal. T.j said he could help. So the three boys set out to summon a dragon. The book told a tale...a tale of three heroes who formed a band after summoning a dragon. But the book claimed only the three chosen ones could summon the dragon. Andrew grabbed his bass and Nick grabbed his acoustic and they play a song. A song called "The Sad Dragon Story". They called themselves The Masked Penguin Slaughterers. This without a doubt summoned a Dragon. Its name was Jim it told us to take over the world with our music or we will be banished to hell. So we recorded our First Album "Death In a Jar" It yeilded some wicked tunes such as "Satan is watching" and "Cranium Cadoo is Not for you". A week or two later we recorded a 12-track CD called "Satans Bible" with hits such as "Satans Church" and "A Day in the life of Satan".The Dragon visited MPS later that day record sales were not high enough. If they did not make a CD of epic proportions by the end of December. They would be banished to Hell. luckly by the time December rolled around MPS had recorded a 4 song EP named "Phat Piss" with superior sound quality and epic songs such as " Its Hard Out Here FOr a Gimp" And the "Phat Piss Series". New years had Passed...MPS were late to put out there new album...Only a 4 track EP. Satan apeared in front of Nick, Andrew, and T.J. He claimed "This EPis so beutiful..."Satan wiped tears from his big evil eye "You can finish the album...but for a price." Satan then explained we would have to sell our souls to him if we don't obtain platinum status on a CD in our life time. We all looked at each other and nodded...We had to make the best album of all time...Surpassing The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd. In March 2007, MPS were signed to Knife in the Face Records which holds some calss acts such as. Jesus Arse Face and Mr.Freezy but by April they switched and released their album on Big Dick Records. MPS released their forth abulm "It's Brutiful". Satan was pleased by to glory and shear awesomness of our CD. He mentioned how it filled his heart with happiness. He served us some french toast. Just before he left he said that we must make a new Cd. This time he wanted it x10 blasphamy and live shows. Now MPS are on a second journey. To rlelease our fifth album. On July 12 2007, TJ quit the MPS. Masked Penguin Slaughterers are finding a new member as we speak. This new guitar player will be so good at shredding that your head will explode. He will be announced in the days to come. Phat Piss Part One MySpace Contact Box from ModMyProfile.com