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The Dance Commander

Happy Pants

About Me


I am an endless flirt. It makes me happy.
The people that work at Starbucks know me, and I am pretty damn happy when I am in that building flirting with the girls there. I can't help it.
I have an iPod named Pants. On the back it says: "Michael Wayne Watson / Place in Pants". Seriously.
I enjoy a good laugh. And time travel.
Oh dear lord, do I ever love the idea of time travel.
I am in love with a girl.

My roommates wear matching underwear.

This is where I work, the other employees are pretty cool (and good looking). Yeah, I still work there. But not the skate room. I sit around and count money all day and tell other people to do stuff.

My Interests

Peanut butter M&M's, and the art of wearing pants, the art of not wearing pants, soft kisses, hugs forever, iPods, boobs (I cannot stress this enough), secret sneaky hand holding

I'd like to meet:


A panda!

Music:

http://www.last.fm/user/SandwichFight/ A New Found Glory, Bad Religion, Better Than Ezra, Blink 182, Brand New, Dashboard Confessionals, Fall Out Boy, Fischerspooner, Freezepop, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Gym Class Heroes, Hellogoodbye, Jimmy Eat World, Less Than Jake, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Motion City Soundtrack, Panic! At the Disco, Plain White T’s, Relient K, Scapegoat Wax, Something Corporate, The Aquabats, The Hippos, The Format, The Fray, The Wallflowers

Movies:

Aladdin, Amelie, Attack the Gas Station, Battle Royale, Casino Royale, Doom House, From Beijing With Love, Jurassic Park, King of Comedy, Kung Fu Hustle, Love Actually, Moulin Rouge, Pan's Labyrinth, Pitch Black, Primer, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Shoulin Soccer, SLC Punk, Stargate, Stranger Than Fiction, The Incredibles, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Chronicles of Riddick, The Fast and the Furious, The Lion King, The Pacifier, Underworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, XXX

Television:

Arrested Development, Danny Phantom, Dead Like Me, Fairy Odd Parents, Good Eats, Heroes, Law & Order: Batman Detective Unit, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Office

Books:

Fight Club, Giants In The Earth, Hamlet, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Jennifer Government, Myst, Only Revolutions, Syrup, The Great Gatsby, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Wheel of Time, World War Z

Heroes:

Superman all the way.

My Blog

Broken Heart Containers

Here is a hypothesis which has been fermenting in my mind for quite some time now.After careful review of all the data I submit this proposal to the scientific community.If I ever like a girl, and spe...
Posted by The Dance Commander on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:10:00 PST

You need that damn hat

oh shit oh snap oh shit this one is a dual being, a mutual existence if you will. It does not adhere to either dogma. This is pure Notepad, baby, being sent out to both of the blog-o-spheres.So yeah, ...
Posted by The Dance Commander on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

How do I post blog?

Drinkinâ the other day I said I love you, you turned away.Maybe the drinkinâ made me cry, but Iâm a happy, very happy, very happy guy!Drunks and children they tell the truth thatâs just what I am,...
Posted by The Dance Commander on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:03:00 PST

Ouch

Dear Internets,It is the day after, and my head hurts like someone offered me a lasagna, and then took it back.I remember a few things last night. The most prominent is tipping the bar tender for ever...
Posted by The Dance Commander on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST

Question

Does the end justify the means?
Posted by The Dance Commander on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Lenten Promises

I know I said I would try to not be a jerk during this Lenten Season, but I do not like you, at all really. Sorry!PS: Later today I will probably post some pictures from the myspace party I went to wh...
Posted by The Dance Commander on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:38:00 PST

Love is alright

If you want to know what I did on my Thursday night, just ask this picture....
Posted by The Dance Commander on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:29:00 PST

I died today and tomorrow I live to die again

Incredibly bored because for once I do not have any homework due or anything really. I just took a test this morning and I think I did fairly well! I went to sleep last night at 8:00PM because I reall...
Posted by The Dance Commander on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:55:00 PST

BVlozzzzzz

just hanging out drinking like a fool completely.  I guess I would like to say that I am totally into this one girl right now. Who knows. Let's call Little Sean, he knows about weather.
Posted by The Dance Commander on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:20:00 PST

Secrets

I have a super awesome secret, which isn't really that much of a secret, but I'm still not telling...yet!
Posted by The Dance Commander on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:18:00 PST