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daisy

About Me

"so in summary, you should choose me for a date because i know how to treat a lady and that is with a firm but sexy hand."

My Interests

crimelibrary, billy corgan, pointlessness, boozery, losery, being a creep,

I'd like to meet:

people with lowered expectations. and pam grier.

Music:

soothing sounds from nature, leonard cohen,

Movies:

blaxploitation, snuff

Television:

night time infomercials, A and E documentaries,

Books:

sleazy, nabokov, twain, smut. roald dahl. roald dahl smut.

Heroes:

huong nguyen's niece, pagoda aka mr little jeans, coked up werewolf

My Blog

Re: of course it's true. he died because of a flaming rat.

i need to check this page constantly to see if i'm still alive or not.  yep, still alive.  sweet.sorry about the misleading title,  i have nothing interesting to say.  certainly no...
Posted by daisy on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST

why is...

cant wait for davis.  can't believe im saying this.  can't wait for gayvis. cant wait for gayness.  cant wait for death.  cant wait for the the big oven at home.  a nice warm ...
Posted by daisy on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

need new jogging partners!

somebody go jogging with me every now and then.  just long enough so that i will grow strong enough to rape and kill a man.  jujst kidding...  anyway.  i'll give you free pairs of ...
Posted by daisy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

yardsale failure

pushed to next week.  got bailed on.  it will no longer be a fancy yard sale. but rather, just a plain one.  the stuff will still be tacky though. 
Posted by daisy on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

The Fanciest Yard Sale Ever!

gangsters, having a "Fanciest Yard Sale Ever" this saturday. there's gonna be sparkly and/or colorful signs, nice soothing music, free tea, and a turtle show. come on! a turtle show, guys. well, all t...
Posted by daisy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

what kinda stuff? fiscal solvency

some people gotsta have it.  i need a job.  any job.  i'll do anything.  i'd steal from my own mother and rob from my own brother.  seriously though, i need a job and if anyon...
Posted by daisy on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST

poor tulasa...

why is huong so perversely asian?  just kidding.  whatever.  ahhhh whatever whatever whatever.  come to my house for special cupcakes this weekend for colonel crazy-eye's 21st birt...
Posted by daisy on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:12:00 PST