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Kal

I fear that I will always be, A lonely number like root three. When hark! What is this I see, Anothe

About Me


I grew up in Joplin Missouri (JoMo to the natives) and lived there til 2004. Then I moved to Boulder where I stayed for a couple years until moving to Kansas City in August '06. I'm quirky and kind of a dork but I'm cool with that. I have a great, albeit, off-beat sense of humor. I'm a music fanatic and like almost everything...except country which drains my will to live. I love watching movies! I love Chinese food, pizza and sushi. I am a Superman freak and love anything that has to do w/ Superman. I hate traffic; shaving and I hate waking up early more then anything! My dog is my best buddy. I love going to basketball, baseball and football games. I honestly believe that if I stand up and cheer for my favorite teams while watching them on TV it increases their odds of winning. I love a good wine and I'm a bit of a beer snob. I like going out but I love ordering take-out, renting a movie and staying in just as much. I wash my hands constantly cause I'm afraid of germs. Sometimes I get so stuck in my head that I almost think myself stupid. I talk to myself and quite frequently I talk to my dog like he's a human. I'm a creature of habit. I have a weakness for girls that have a good sense of humor. I'm a pretty easy going guy but am secretly neurotic as hell. I believe in love at first sight and that everything happens for a reason.

My Interests

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes you life, let it. Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

So much struggle for meaning...for purpose, and in the end we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred, to connect and to know in our hearts that we are not alone.

"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky." - Ojibwe Saying

"I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty." - Barry, Punch Drunk Love 2002

"Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts." - Stephen, The Last Kiss 2006

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

"Too long a sacrifice can make a stone of a heart." - W.B. Yeats, Easter 1916

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in." - Ricky Fitts, American Beauty 1999

"You are what you love, not what loves you." - Donald Kaufman,Adaptation 2002

"I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything. And maybe we can get through the piss, shit, and lies that kill other people. " - Claudia Wilson Gator, Magnolia 1999.

I'd like to meet:

Rachel McAdams, Jennifer Aniston & Zooey Deschanel because seriously, could they be any freakin sexier!!! Jenna Fisher (Pam from The Office) because she's the hottest administrative assistant I've ever seen. Kristen Kreuk because she's the perfect Lana Lang. John Cusak, Zach Braff, Edward Norton, Owen Wilson, Bill Murray and Harrison Ford just cause all they all seem cool as hell. It would also be cool to meet Jack Johnson, Radiohead and Bjork and last but not least Christopher Reeve...that would have been pretty amazing!

Music:

Radiohead, Bjork, Jack Johnson, The Flaming Lips, Incubus, and the Beatles are my absolute favorites! Also love Pearl Jam, The Mars Volta, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phish, David Bowie, Deftones, Beck, Tool, Gorillaz, Blur, Smashing Pumpkins, Sevendust, Mudvayne, Machinehead, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Sonic Youth, Days of the New, Portishead, Jet, Alice in Chains, Mad Season, Under the Influence of Giants, Stone Temple Pilots, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Buckcherry, Metallica, Stone Roses, Oasis, Weezer, Chevelle, Kinky, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Possum Dixon, The Sound and the Fury, Silverchair, Foo Fighters, Pantera, Nothingface, Sepultura, Helmet, Primus, Guns'n Roses, Hed Pe, Snoop, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, DJ Spooky, the Roots...pretty much everything except for country and bubble gum boy band pop radio shit.

Movies:

American Beauty, Magnolia, Adaptation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Punch Drunk Love, Lost in Translation, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Garden State, The Last Kiss, Best in Show, Requiem for a Dream, The Superman Movies, Star Wars (all of them), Harry Potter and (fill in blank), American History X, Donnie Darko, Spiderman, Batman Begins, X-Men, Swingers, Very Bad Things, Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, Friday, Clerks I & II, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Toy Story, Monsters Inc., Road Trip, Old School, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Being John Malkovich, The Village, Signs, The Mothman Prophecies, The Abyss, Trainspotting, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Shining, The Exorcist, Jaws, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween I and II, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Full Metal Jacket, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Dawn of the Dead, Narc, Gladiator, Casino, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I & II, Fight Club, Seven, Natural Born Killers, The Departed, A Scanner Darkly, 300...I'm a big movie freak.

Television:

Smallville, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Heroes, Lost, Scrubs, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Will and Grace and the Office.

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Heroes:

By now I'm sure it's frighteningly clear that Superman is my hero. Other heroes are Tony Soprano, Scooby Doo, Obi Wan Kenobi, and the Boston Red Sox.

Myspace Profiles

My Blog

Good Point!

So I got an email the other day and at the bottom of the email there was a quote...or statement or whatever and I thought was pretty cool and wanted to pass it along: Life is too short to wake up...
Posted by Kal on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

Alien head inside of a duck????

LOL, this is awesome.  So I'm on ebay and I see an auction for the x-ray of a duck that has what looks like an alien head inside of it.  This is a serious auction and currently the bidding i...
Posted by Kal on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST

LOST - WTF???

So...I watched the Lost finale last night and I think I'm more confused now then I was before the finale???  Any one have any ideas on the ending???  I don't know if I should be pissed at th...
Posted by Kal on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:33:00 PST

I got tagged

So...I got tagged by Carolyn about two weeks ago...hence, I must give 6 weird facts about myself..... 1)  I'm convinced that if I don't wash my hands approximately every 5 minutes that I will som...
Posted by Kal on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:08:00 PST