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Lady Shmaz

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About Me

I'm snarky and sensual, i'm playful and introverted, i'm creative, i'm loud and focused. I'm dramatic and light-hearted, i'm independent and sensative, i'm opinionated and respectful....most times.
You only need to ask.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Shakespeare,Elphaba Thropp,Queen Elizabeth, Cleopatra, Idina Menzel, Adam Pascal, Michael Ball, Ryder Strong, Josephine Baker,The Meditron, Frank the Bunny, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Heathcliff, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Victor Frankenstein, Dane Cook, The cast of Spring Awakening, Mr. Hanky, Doc Oc before he went bonkers, the guy who first said the word "nucular" so i can punch him in the jaw...

Anyone who knows how important love is.
Everyone who sees the ugly as beautiful, too.
Anyone who can laugh as hard at themselves, as they can at other people.

My Blog

my perfect listener...

Needing to speak your mind so urgently that thoughts seem to be seeping from random orifaces is probably just as painful as a right hook to the skull. Unlucky for me, air is NOT the ideal companian. S...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:26:00 GMT

Where Am I?...

Confusion piled upon previous confusion isn't the solution to anyone's problems. Quite the contrary, actually; confusion has to be one of the most frightening of emotions. Emotions themselves are one ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:22:00 GMT

Project: Love

    Personal flaw: I tend to think I'm annoying and/or pestering people when in actuallity, it seems, it's quite the opposite. Coming home from Kansas City was more than I could have wa...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:59:00 GMT

Round Two: Ding Ding...

He's gone.... for the second time. Needless to say, a different side of him surfaced this time around. One that blind-sided me, throwing me off completely from the person he was. We learned a lot abou...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:40:00 GMT

i got friends in low places...

Since when has jerking Katy around-figuratively speaking- been alright with no explanation, or reason to speak of whatsoever? Did some of my closest friends decide one day to stop caring? Nowadays my...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:21:00 GMT

The creek part deux...

Once again, Devon and I ventured out into the enchanting wooded area with camera in hand.  
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:11:00 GMT

The Creek...

One of my very best friends-Devon-and I recently went on a little adventure to the area close to his home that he fondly refers to as "his place". It is an absolutely gorgeous creek and wooded area th...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 13:52:00 GMT

Requited Love...

Has anyone really ever been in LOVE? I thought I had, although i wasn't sure it was real love to begin with. Something so impractical, so unexpected, so goddamn wonderful has happened to me. I met som...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:32:00 GMT

Fiction Exerpt...

Now, take it into account that this is only a rough draft, and the fact that I am not a writer. Thanks.   The fired burned, and as they moved nearer, the cold sweat from her own clammy palms was...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 00:18:00 GMT

Beautiful Atrocities to my Soul...

Why should I even  bother.... The person that should read this, isn't going to....and I'm square with that. The gorgeousness that is him can only be brought down into obscurity by the likes of me...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:24:00 GMT