Stevie Watts, Guitar Godâ„¢

About Me

I LIKE:
Marrying Heinz 57 Ketchup
Being in the Weeds
Music
Art
Girls
Beers
Things that go bump in the night
Surfing
Snowboarding
Chillin wit me homies
Fritos
Tequitos
Flipflops over shoes
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I am not afraid to give you a Cleveland Steamer
...Oh you don't know what one is? Ask and I'll show you!
Manscaping is a hobby of mine
I don't want to be in a relationship with you...
Music is way too important to me and we all know The Yoko Story.
I am not afraid to end up where I belong
I will make you melt when I play my guitar.
Music is the only thing that can keep me sane
I wish that I could live at a beach all year round.
I am the best thing that you never had
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
How to make a guitar god
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts humour
5 parts energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion
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EMAIL JAXON
Tori, Myself, Tina, and Mikey, @ Jaxon's Birthday
So this is what the Revolution looks like...
Photography by Jenna
10 Commandments of the D
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
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My Interests

Jaxon's Birthday Bash at the Grape Street: Mike, Tori, Watts, Johnny Jamz, and Ron. I love these guys

Supreme, Bobby T., Big Mike and myself.... SUPERJAM

Life's a one way street ain't it?
If I could paint it,
I'll draw myself going in the right direction.
So I'll go all the way like I really know.
But the truth is I am only guessing

I Melt Faces

Still In The Studio... It's 1:00 AM

Jimmy Collins, Stevie Watts, Bearfoot

Me and my sister... we rawk

My eyes hurt

Fires At The Castle Are Cool

Me And The Serial Killer...

David Gilmour
Radio City Music Hall
New York City...
AMAZING

"In The Eye"

Where me shades at?

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple"

Accidental Art

Me and my best bud Dave

Warren Rawking Out At Top Dog

Just a Regular Night Out At Duffers...

I'd like to meet:

The Electric Mayhem... From the Muppets, DUH

Dan loves his hotdogs.

Classic All American Family

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

In search of the Chupacabra (AKA The Goat-Sucker)

Music:

ROYALTY'S WEBSITE
ROYALTY'S "MYSPACE" WEBSITE

crystalized ashtrays

I pretty much like it all... yes even country I ain't scared.
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

FLOYD Rocks

By the way, which one's Pink?

Movies:

I like a lot of movies... pointless for me to list them all. if you wanna know ask

Television:

It'll fry your brain Except for Aqua Teen Hungeer Force, and The Family Guy

Books:

I have started, Celestial Prophcy, Rich Dad Poor Dad, and DaVinci Code but I must be honest, I am lazy.

Heroes:

He-Man

My Blog

Who Wants to Play Music? READ THIS

I am currently looking for ORIGINAL musicians* to jam with. I want another ORIGINAL band to focus on other than Royalty at this time. I want horns, bass, drums, keyboards, guitars singers, etc.... If ...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST

I just wanted to appologize...

Last night I got home from work... Passed the F out. I was so tired...Found out later today that I was nominated for best guitarist in philly for the ORGY awards ( My name was announced and ever...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

Whats up with Royalty You ask?

First off, Yes it is true... Our singer/primary songwriter has left Royalty. "Creative differences" is probably the best way to describe his departure. What Steve Laret wants and what the ...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

My RHCP Visa Commercial

Bottle of champaign and a 30pk of High Life: $40 &nb sp; &nb sp; &n...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

We Were On TV

Royalty was feature as the band of the week on "Eagles Kickoff" show live on CBS Channel 3 Take a moment to check out what you may have missed Sunday Oct. 1st, 2006. It got a 3.0 rating which is...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST

Add The Stress Doll He wants to hear you bitch

www.myspace.com/thestressdoll
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

Passing Afternoon...

passing afternoon...By: iron and wine Great Lyrics. There are times that walk from you like some passing afternoon Summer warmed the open window of her honeymoon And she chose a yard to burn but the ...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST

Just a short one

Stuck inside a cold heartAnd all I have is my will to surviveI've lied to myself To make it all better in my headBut the shadows still lingerThe obsession of a memoryIt's nothing more than a...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:59:00 PST

Junk Bond Trader

Junk Bond TraderBy: Elliott Smith the imitation picks you up like a habit writing in the glow of the tv static taking out the trash to the man give the people something they understand stick man...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

Porn... I like to think its not fake.

I found these "Porn Ways" and thought they were great... If only it was reality... 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than sati...
Posted by Stevie Watts, Guitar God" on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST