Homer

Umm last time i checked i was the real Homer so here is my about me paragraph hopefully you will learn everything uhhhh about me?I have two kids oh wait the baby yea three kids so i have three kids Bart Lisa Maggie and i have a wife Marge i like bowling with my bowling team the pin heads i live in SpringField Illinoise i have a job at the nuculer power plant i am the safety guy i met marge in detention in high school she was in detention for striknig i was in there for smoking in the bathroom then i saw her we fell in love (but we met when we were kids also this was more epic though) and i made bart (if you know what i mean) in a golf course her parents did'nt approve of me i thought i had to leave marge for a while so i did but then i realized that our love will guide us through our troubles my mother left me when i was seven becuse the cops were after her she was what most people call a "hippie" i was left with my father abe simpson but now i am grown up and i spend my days at Moe's bar with my bar buddies Lenny Carl Barney and Moe so now i have a life of adventure i was in many jobs a astronaut a super hero called Pie Man with my sidekick cupcake kid and mr plow so many job but so little time to tell you them all but the one i always go back to is the power plant because well umm i am lazy but i like to say its just because i dont care and i live on evergreen terrace the street that smells like pee MyGen Profile Generatorbasically my life a picture everyday