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Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka , the amazing chocolatier Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka , everybody give a cheer, HOORAY! he's modest, clever, and so smart he barely can restrain it with so much generosity there is no way to contain it, to contain it, to contain, to contain, to contain HOORAY! Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka , he's the one that you're about to meet Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka he's the genius who just can't be beat, the magician and the chocolateir wiz the best darn guy who ever lived Willy Wonka , here he is! ** flames **Augustus Gloop / Augustus Gloop / The great big greedy Nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy foul and infantile / Come on, we cry, the time is ripe to send him shooting up the pipe / But don't, dear children be alarmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed / Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit / Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound / This greedy brute, this louces ear, is loved by people everywhere, for who could hate or bare a grudge against a luscious bit of fudge ?Listen close, listen hard / The tale of Violet Beauregarde / This dreadful girl she sees no wrong / Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / She goes on chewing till at last / Her chewing muscles grow so fast / From her face her giant chin / Sticks out just like a violin / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa/ For years and years she chews away / Her jaws get stronger every day / And with one great tremendous chew / They bite the poor girl's tongue in two / And that is why we try so hard / To save Miss Violet Beauregarde / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long./ Chewing, chewing all day long./ Chewing, chewing all day long./Veruca Salt, the little brute / Has just gone down the garbage chute / And she will meet as she descends / A rather different set of friends / A rather different set of friends / A rather different set of friends / A fish head for example cut / This morning from a halibut / An oyster from an oyster stew / A steak that no-one else would chew / And lots of other things as well / Each with its rather horrid smell / These are Veruca's newfound friends / That she will meet as she descends / These are Veruca's newfound friends / Who went and spoiled her / Who indeed? Who pandered to her every need? / Who turned her into such a brat? / Who are the culprits, who did that? / The guilty ones - now this is sad / Are dear old mum and loving dad.The most important thing that we've ever learned / The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned / Is never, never let them near a television set, or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all. / It rots the senses in the head / It kills imagination dead / It clogs and clutters up the mind / It makes a child so dull and blind / He can no longer understand a fairytale, in fairyland / His brain becomes as soft as cheese / His thinking powers rust and freeze / He cannot think, he only sees / Regarding little Mike Teavee, we very much regret that we / Shall simply have to wait and see / Wwe very much regret that we / Shall simply have to wait and see / If we can get him back to size / But if we can't / It serves him right!
WILLY WONKA & CHARLIE OF COURSE!"ew...no one would buy it""you should really stop mummbling beacue i cant undestand a word youre saying""Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard? Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!""you're really weird""yeah...I don't care""Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.""I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha.""I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut. Or walnut, or peanut butter, or caramel. Or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.""Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.""Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it.""Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!""I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry... its just weird!""You should stop mumbling, because it's starting to bum me out.""They're gonna squeeze her. Like a little pimple. We've gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately.""For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that.""The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!""Let's put him in the taffy puller.""It must be from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. By the way, did you know that chocolate releases endorphins, which give one the feeling of being in love.""Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!""Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes.""Grandpa George: You don't know what we're talking about. Grandma Georgina: [after a moment] Dragonflies?""Mrs. Gloop: Where does that pipe go? Willy Wonka: That pipe happens to go to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge. Mrs. Gloop: Then he will be turned into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world? Willy Wonka: No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.""Little boy, don't push my button.""Daddy, I want another pony.""Willy Wonka: My name is Willy Wonka. Veruca Salt: Then shouldn't you be up there? [points to stage] Willy Wonka: Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?""Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory. Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads? Grandpa Joe: No, sir. Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.""The waterfall is most important, it mixes the chocolate. It churns it up and makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall my dear children, and you can take that to the bank.""Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want one of those squirrels! Get me one of those squirrels! Mr. Salt: All right dear. Mr. Wonka, how much for one of your squirrels? Name your price. Willy Wonka: Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one. Veruca Salt: Daddy! Willy Wonka: [imitating Mr. Salt] I'm sorry, darling, Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.""Let's boogie.""Augustus, mein schatz! That is not a good thing you do!""Veruca Salt: Let's be friends. Violet Beauregarde: Best friends.""Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!""Augustus Gloop: [offering the Wonka bar he had been munching on to Charlie] Would you like some chocolate? Charlie Bucket: Sure! Augustus Gloop: [yanking the candy bar away] Then you should have brought some with you.""Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. Mr. Salt: I see. Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often? Willy Wonka: Increasingly... today."
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