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Dolly Dildo

A good friend is cheaper than therapy

About Me

Lonely, Strong and Alive. No, just because you see me at my work every day, that does NOT mean that you "know" me. Yes, I am the girl in the corner that everyone is talking about, no I don't mind it. I have a love of life, adventure and debauchery. Your rules don't apply to me, and I have never seen things your way. I am, and always will be, "that one girl who drinks Jager from a straw," so feel free to put on your dancing shoes, pull up a bench and grab a straw!

My Interests

Motorcycles

I'd like to meet:

Pretty Pink Ponies, your mom and, eventually, the man who will make me whole, complete me and give my life an entirely new meaning through our limitless relationship and meshed existence.

Music:

I must admit, sometimes I like a little country music

Movies:

Reality Bites

Television:

Dancing

Books:

Yes Please

Heroes:

My Mother

My Blog

Atmosphere

"Yesterday""I thought I saw you yesterdayBut I didn't stop, 'cause you was walkin' the opposite wayI guess I coulda' shouted out ya nameBut even if it was you, I don't know what I would sayWe could si...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:00:00 PST

Sums it up well:

"I had visions, I was in themI was looking into the mirrorTo see a little bit clearerThe rottenness and evil in meFingertips have memoriesAnd I can't forget the curves of your bodyAnd when I feel a bi...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:02:00 PST

Ouch

What we do when we are alone and the Jaeger takes hold sets us aside from the rest of the world. Being in love and hating every minute of it . . .
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST

Crappy Caucus! Happy Caucus!

So tonight I headed out with high hopes, intrigue and my mother. A Caucusing we would go! As it turned out, I was not able to participate in the Caucus due to paperwork errors. All in all, it was wel...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

In the Ghetto . . .

So various items get stolen from our yard of the time, including bath tubs, chairs, tables, several items of many sorts. So now there is a new list out there. Seriously, siphoning gas and taking licen...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST

To Blog, or to Bulletin?

Always choose the dark ones. No, really, no matter what, always choose the dark ones; That way, even if the insides are gross, the strong taste will cover them up. Oh, and by the way, I love Colorado...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

Here it Comes (Part One)

My life. From here on out. Will no longer be about you. I will make these changes, like chances I have never taken before. 1. In 2008 I will not end the year as a fatty. 2. In 2008 I will be a...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:40:00 PST

How I almost died

Okay. I can elaborate now. I had to take some time last night for some mindlessness, (i.e. "ANTM," "Gossip Girl" and "I Love New York"), or I would have went on a tirade worse than anyone can ima...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST

So I almost died today . . .

. . . and it made me so angry. See? That's my angry face.    
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

True Faith

"I feel so extraordinarySomethings got a hold on meI get this feeling I'm in motionA sudden sense of libertyI don't care cause I'm not thereAnd I don't care if I'm here tomorrowAgain and again Ive tak...
Posted by Dolly Dildo on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST