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GURU OF STRETCHING

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About Me

my name is kelsey. I love office supplies.Id rather dance than stand. Id rather smoke than drink. I rub my feet together to help me fall asleep. Im excellent at burning bridges, taking classes on how to fix them. When I was little I wore pink cowboy boots, and I only played with the boys. I wont go anywhere without my hac e sac. Im fascinated with macros. I used to go to church religiously. I wish I was still in high school, just so I could have an excuse to write notes. I am an inventor. I enjoy walking with no destination. I also enjoy brainstorming what i'm going to do with my life, therefore putting off actually committing to one thing. I want more tattoos. If I'm content now and here, then I can be content anywhere.
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My Interests

spain. photography. wine. drums. street fairs. concerts. hac e sac. longboarding. cooking.

I'd like to meet:

my match. someone to light me up. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

Music:

FOUR MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT G-LOVE RISE AGAINST COHEED AND CAMBRIA A FIRE INSIDE the mars volta sparta at-the-drive-in the postal service ALKALINE TRIO ANTI-FLAG CURSIVE COMMON SENSE DONOVAN FRANKENREITER brand new UNDERMINDED THURSDAY small brown bike placebo stetcharmstrong THRICE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE death by stereo as i lay dying j5 BONE THUGS IGNITE a perfect circle all-time quarterback THE FAINT converge the ramones THE AQUABATS cradle of filth manowar STRAPPING YOUNG LAD megadeath inflames JOURNEY foreigner pinback UNEARTH SLIGHTLY STOOPID VEGITATION eisley FLOGGING MOLLY dhc PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES BAYSIDE THE ROCKET SUMMER VOXTROT NIGHTMARE OF YOU STONE SENSES HEAVENS MC FLOW bright eyes ... THE CAPITAL ONES ARE ONES IVE SEEN IN CONCERT AT LEAST ONCE.

Movies:

Abres los ojos. Brigadoon. Singing in the Rain. American Pop. Nightwatcher. pink floyd the wall. Amelie.

Books:

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS. AND OF COURSE THE SEQUAL PICKELS TO PITTSBURG.The Perks of Being a Wallflower- Wayside stories from wayside school. Dibs in search of self. Factotum-Bukowski. The Cannibible 1 and 2. The tao of Pooh. HELTER SKELTER.

Heroes:

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
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My Blog

reflections of a girl in spain

so in this past week, ive had to deal with a lot of upsets. life often dishes things out that arent expected or welcomed. you cant change your circumstances, just how you react to them. ive never had ...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

3 ladies and a gentleman

this was a going away party for my roomates gay friend. they dressed up for the occasion. i think they all felt a little too comfortable. bonus--i got to dress them and do tomma's makeup! to say the l...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

photography

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Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

thoughts.

...u cant change what someone is going to do. just listen, be there even if u dont approve. and voice your concerns to someone else if you need to.whatever is isjust do what you can control...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:43:00 PST

this is in my head right now....

panic at the disco is my indulgence when i wanna be poppy!     Is it still me that makes you sweat?Am I who you think about in bed?When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you'r...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST

bumperstickers---really stupid or good ones

So yeah i saw the dumbest bumber sticker out there on a black suburban in powayit read " GIVE WAR A CHANCE" really stupid message to be putting out there.on the other hand i saw a really good bumber s...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:08:00 PST

friday night

when i get a kitten im gonna name it takamini...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

warehouse party for my 20th b-day

So i got the key to my new huge warehouse!! We're gonna be having a PHat party there next sat the 6th!! Theres tons of rooms and plenty of dance space! Anyone have a band that wants to play, or a...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NO JOB, NO SCHOOL....AINT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE.

Okay so i'll be the first to admit it....being lazy gets boring. i thought it wasnt possible, but im tired of having no money and nothing of importance to do all day. Yes I have a boyfriend and friend...
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i used to hate myspace

now im hooked, it sucked me into its virtual web.
Posted by GURU OF STRETCHING on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST