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D.Hawthorne

bass fractions

About Me

i like slayer alot.

My Interests

is there some kind of a pill i can take or maybe even a button to push to keep me from being screwed over?

Music:

clipse, nas, misery index, brutal truth, the monorchid, dead kennedy's, birthday party, wu-tang

My Blog

i hate

mushrooms, paul reed smith guitars, fish, red hot chilli peppers, cops, the beatles, pretty much all music before 1976, wasabi, security guards, flying, arcade fire, guinness, rollerblades, lukas ross...
Posted by D.Hawthorne on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST

san diego

the security guards at hotels there for some reason get mad when an ironing board gets pitched off the balcony onto the street from a second floor balcony. they get even more pissed when you pretend y...
Posted by D.Hawthorne on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST

pitchfork media

i bet you a hundred dollars that the fat sweaty nerds who write for pitchfork have NEVER EVER even laid eyes on breasts on any girl half as beautiful as the ones who pose for the adds for american app...
Posted by D.Hawthorne on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

t.a.

ok, i've heard that everyone has a tony alva story so this may seem made up but trust me it happened in all it's glory. so.........HHH was playing a show somewhere in vermont(can't remember the town, ...
Posted by D.Hawthorne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gassy jack

three weeks ago on saturday night i made an attempt at probably the most retarded thing on a skateboard. the massive drop in know as gassy jack. it's a statue about 8 feet high with a brick embankment...
Posted by D.Hawthorne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST