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About Me

I am well built. I don’t really like the smell of garbage or shit. I have a brother who plays professional baseball. I am taller than almost every midget. I was once the reigning 'Funniest Human on the Planet'. The next year, I was on People Magazine's 'Lousiest Individuals' list (ranked 3 just behind Joey Travolta and Piccolo Pete). It has been all downhill from there. I can't read minds..but I can read small shorts. I am writing this while horizontal on a friend’s couch in Spain. I will be horizontal in my flat in about an hour. I have a friend who could use a Tic-Tac (or an ass-mint). I haven’t drunk a Big Gulp in over 37 months. You may find me with a high-powered fan blowing in my face (I like that). I have been living in Europe since December 2004. I miss my family and friends. I like corn (the vegetable), but I don’t like finding random kernels in other foods. I have a big family, but we are not Mormon. I think that cavemen probably had it worse than me. I don’t have any tribal or Chinese symbol tattoos. I have a journal that I have packed with me to several countries…and I haven’t written in it. I like tasty food as opposed to…lousy food. I would like to 'crack a few codes'...like the dude in War Games. I have never lost all my clothes and had to wear a barrel with suspenders. I HAVE slipped on a banana peel. I have never climbed Everest, but I HAVE climbed on the roof of Meyers Elementary. I hate a lot of shit. I occasionally drink too many cold brews and feel crummy the next AM. I have worn braces twice but my teeth are still not perfect (you should wear your retainer). I have a bad back. I once threw a stinkbomb in the mouth of the Holiday Talking Tree in Meier & Frank. I am chronically shirtless, but not because I think I have a nice physique (shirts are chaffy). I hate when there is a horizontal scroll bar on a web page. I have met Gwen Stephani...and I liked looking at her face..and other. I like laying down. I screen my calls. I am in another time zone….

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Conan O'Brien, Richard Pryor, Keith Moon, Steve Martin (circa '75-'82), Rasheed Wallace, Loretta Lynn, Brit Ekland (circa '73), Johnny Cash, Steve Buschemi, D. Lynch, Shakira, Wanda Jackson, Bon Scott, Mohammad Ali, Hitchcock, Tony Gwynn, Bill Murray...too many

My Blog

Nice pants!

New and old doods,So just off vacation (from my vacation life) and it's late night here in Barcelona and I am sippin' on a coldie, waitin' for my hot friend to get back to me (hurry up jung sassy!)......
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:03:00 GMT

backgrounding rules!...mostly

So yeah&I was in the background of another tourist photo today&.and again I wondered&'Did I look pretty good&back there&in the background?' I think it was a side profile of me, and I was carrying a ve...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 20:49:00 GMT

I'm having heart palpitations

Blogs are gay. But hey...here is an email I sent to one of the fellas awhile ago...Aug. 2005. The first paragraph is boring catch-up shit...but the rest is about some haywire place we stayed for a...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 13:36:00 GMT