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SHANE

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About Me

Les dix questions de Bernard Pivot de “Bouillon de Culture” d’et “Apostrophes”… (#1)What is your favorite word?--GOITER (#2)What is your least favorite word?--MINUTIA (#3)What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?--MUSIC (#4)What turns you off?--WHINING (#5)What is your favorite curse word?--BEA ARTHUR! (#6)What sound or noise do you love?--OCEAN WAVES (#7)What sound or noise do you hate?--SLAMMING DOOR (#8)What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?--ARMY RANGER (#9)What profession would you not like to do?--SALESMAN (#10)If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?--IT’S ABOUT TIME!

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My Interests

Roller coasters, fishing, frisbee golf, camping, visiting historical landmarks, and calling people on the phone late at night.

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Music:

Chieftains, Cranberries, 311, Weezer, Blondie, Tom Jones, ABBA, Engelbert Humperdink, and Neil Diamond.

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja, Almost Heros, Dirty Work, Anchorman, Billy Madison, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Silence of the Lambs, and Spiderman.

Television:

Late Show with David Letterman, Late Nite with Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmle Live, Sienfeld, college football, and college hoops.

Books:

Bible, Grapes of Wrath, Tortilla Flats, Bear Flag Rising, The Applause of Heaven, and the Ventura County Coronor's Book of Violent Deaths 1920-1930.

Heroes:

Theodore Roosevelt, Tim Jolly, Cory Kellner, James Rawlins, Tyler Daniels, and the Invincible Iron Man

My Blog

The All-Time Greatest Chicken Sandwich!

So, I was driving by Burger King and saw the sign for their new 99cent spicy chicken sandwich and I had to try it, (I'm a sucker for the value menu at any fast food place), and so I got to thinking ab...
Posted by SHANE on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST

My heart is broken...

I can't believe it's actually true, I went to my friendly neighborhood Wienerschnitzel and was shocked to hear the news through the drive-thru speaker, that they no longer had one of my favorite items...
Posted by SHANE on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

Reverse Prank Phone Calls

Okay, this is funny, kinda because I make so many prank phone calls, but I sometimes don't have the heart to make reverse prank phone calls, you know when someone calls you and you mess with them...
Posted by SHANE on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

hair

yesterday, I hugged an old lady, when I did, I enhaled, and one of her hairs went in my mouth, I didn't want to pull it out of my mouth right away, because she would notice, so I stood there talk...
Posted by SHANE on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:14:00 PST