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NEW POLICY FOR LATINO EMPLOYEES

New Policy for Latino Employees must take effect immediately! Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that ourSpanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such beha...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:25:00 GMT

AGUILILLA MICH. 101

Story Highlights" NEW: Soldiers shoot at traffickers in mountains of western Mexico" Mexico's new president cracks down on turf wars between drug gangs" Calderon says he will assign 10,000 soldiers an...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:03:00 GMT

LETTER TO MI PAPA

An old man lived alone in New Mexico. He wanted to spade his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son Francisco, who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:46:00 GMT

I'M A DANGEROUS MIND & MY POSSE DON'T DO HOMEWORK

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Posted by on Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:20:00 GMT

TRIP TO THE BARBER SHOP

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. Shestands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake.The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hai...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:46:00 GMT

SURPRISE ITS PANCAKES!!!

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With somehesitation, they explained that, although their little angelappeared to be in good health, they were concerned about hisrather small ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:49:00 GMT

WARNINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON LIQUOR LABELS!

   1 WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may    make you think you are whispering when you    are not.     ********************  &...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:32:00 GMT

MY RECOMENDATION LETTER

My  Recomendation Letter 1 El Patron, my employee can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. He never 4 think...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:29:00 GMT