Hola myspace amigos. Mi nombre es Beto Asaber my nickname is "El Chiludo". Iam orginally from San Castieabro Mexico where I was the slingshot champion for 8 consecutive yrs. Ahhhh those where the days. I have been living here in El Norte (United States) for the past 15yrs. In my stay in El Norte I have conquered and broken many hearts. I just cant help it GOD punished me with good looks. A few years ago I opened a slingshot shop in Soledad Ca, but the popularity of sligshots is not as big here, so that fell through. I then open a secret porn shop underneath Pacheco Meat Market, for those of you that live in Soledad you know where that is. This is where I met the homeboys Jilo, Shampoo Doug, and Cristobal. They where my number one customers. The shop fell through when some mocoso ratted me out and my shop got raided by the cops. I then spent 2yrs in jail for running an illegal pornshop. While in jail I met my other homeboys El Chino and El Gringo they thought me the ways of the OHHH YEAHH! This is a national competition of who can yell OHHH YEAHH! the loudest, but with style and grace! I was the 2002 national champion. When I got out of jail I then hooked up with my homies Jilo, Doug, and Cristobal we now run a cock fighting ring and we make mucho dinero! We bailed out El Chino and El Gringo and we hired them as our bodyguards. We all roll together STYLIN AND PROFILIN!
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