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Nan-0

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About Me

cellist/vocalist for Twisted Wood, among other projects
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my astrology chart:
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i know it's probably cheating to take my own tests, but...
You're a Pisces, you delusional sack of shit!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . Wake up! For you, everything is either a rose-tinted euphoria or a suicidal, drug-induced catastrophe. It gets old quick for the rest of us. Have you ever noticed that some people function normally? Probably not. Here's a new approach: Stop blaming everyone else for your own failures (of which you have many), start brushing your teeth (of which you have few), and grow a backbone (of which you have none). [Other Pisces: Elizabeth Taylor & Osama bin Laden]---
Cello Snob!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You're obviously a total snob, so what better way to express yourself than with a hoity-toity cello?!---
Hardcore MAFIA Badass!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . Congratulations - You're a Hardcore MAFIA Badass!You're a slick, gun-toting mobster with a nice ride, nice shades and a sensible haircut. You can have any guy or girl you want, but there's no time! You're too busy with matters of international espionage.Best of all, whether you're causing or preventing trouble, you're bound see some big explosions. You're also what some like to refer to as "Euro-trash."---
Janice: "Look buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, I don't care if it IS 'artistic'..."
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . As lead guitar player for the Electric Mayhem, you are extremely mellow. With your valley girl accent and laid-back attitude, you just like to hang-out and keep the peace. Though you are sometimes considered a ditzy blonde, you have an independent spirit. Not known for your sharp mind, you are still loved for your free-thinking. You have also been known to talk about nude beaches at awkward moments.---
The Squashed-in French Man - The Hairy Hand Foot Man!
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . The squashed-in French man - the hairy hand foot man... or "gorilla" if you wanna use the Latin.---

My Interests

CURRENT MOON lunar phase

(alphabetical) animals, astrology , cartoons, cello, cheeez , claymation, guitar, human behavior, microbrews , movies , music , piano, politics, religion, singing, tarot , yoga

I'd like to meet:

everyone's life would make a fascinating novel

You Are 92% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
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i secretly hope to put together (or participate in) the following bands, but it would take a really special situation to make either happen:
--sing in an adam ant cover band. before you jump to any conclusions, it would not be trying to imitate, but rather do new interpretations of the songs (there's so much more than just "goody two shoes"!)
--play cello with traditional indian musicians (i want to learn more about ragas!)

Music:

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Desert Island Albums:
1. Ben Folds Five - Ben Folds Five
2. Kings of the Wild Frontier - Adam & the Ants
3. Tango Ballet - Astor Piazzolla/Kremer/Kremerata Baltica
4. Blues & Roots - Charles Mingus
5. The Swimming Hour - Andrew Bird

I'm Thelonious Monk's "Five Spot Blues"
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You're smooth, baby, smooth. You have style, grace, and skill with the ladies (or gentlemen, as the case may be). You dazzle people with your foot-tapping beats and seduce your listeners with upbeat riffs.

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(alphabetical) John Adams, Afro-Cuban All-Stars, Alex Skolnick Trio, The Allman Brothers, America, Tori Amos, Scotty Anderson, Keren Ann , The Annuals, Adam Ant , Fiona Apple , Johann Sebastian Bach, Bad Livers, Badly Drawn Boy, Erykah Badu, Bela Bartok, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Belle & Sebastian, Andrew Bird, Bjork, The Blue Wisp Big Band, The Bobs, Bombay Dub Orchestra, David Bowie, R. L. Burnside, Johnny Cash, Frederic Chopin, Circus of the Sun, Benj Clarke, Leonard Cohen, John Coltrane, Combustible Edison, Elvis Costello, Bobby Darin , Miles Davis , Claude Debussy, The Decemberists , De La Soul, Ani DiFranco, Dragonforce , Nick Drake, Antonin Dvorak, eels, Lisa Ekdahl, Mark Elf, Faith No More, Fantastic Plastic Machine, The Flaming Lips , Ben Folds, Foo Fighters, The Frames, Franz Ferdinand, G. Love & Special Sauce, Peter Gabriel, Marvin Gaye, Stan Getz, Guns 'n' Roses, Billie Holliday, Hot Club of Cowtown, Iron & Wine, Iron Maiden, Chris Isaak, Jamiroquai, Wyclef Jean, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billy Joel, Jack Johnson, Jump Little Children, The Kentucky Struts, Kings of Convenience, Kiss , Lenny Kravitz, The Kronos Quartet, Sondre Lerche, Lost State of Franklin, Sam Lowry, Yo-Yo Ma, Greg Mahan, Man Man, Maurice Mattei, Brad Mehldau, Charles Mingus , Mr. Bungle, Hank Mobley, Thelonious Monk, Monopuff, Modest Mouse, Sonny Moorman, Mos Def, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Meshell Ndegeocello, Willie Nelson, New Age Insomniacs, Randy Newman, Nine Inch Nails, Ken Nordine , Of Montreal, Oscar Peterson, Tom Petty, Phish, Astor Piazzolla , Pink Floyd, Pizzicato Five, The Pogues, The Postal Service, Elvis Presley, The Psalters, Sergey Rachmaninov, Radiohead, Susheela Raman, Rasputina , Red Hot Chili Peppers, Leon Redbone, Steve Reich, Django Reinhardt , The Roots, Royal Crown Revue, Ruby, Sam & Dave, Erik Satie, Nathaniel Seer, Lhasa de Sela, Brian Setzer, William Shatner, Sonny Moorman Group, Regina Spektor, Spearhead, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Steely Dan, Sting, Sufjan Stevens, Yma Sumac, Supafuzz, The Swell Season, Talking Heads, Tenacious D , They Might Be Giants, The Thirteens, Townes Van Zandt, Tom Waits, The Wastewheelers , Ween, The World Famous Buster Hooten, Muddy Waters, Hank Williams III , Bill Withers, The Who, Stevie Wonder, XTC, "Weird Al" Yankovic, (...to name a few)

Musicals: (alphabetical) Cabaret, Damn Yankees, Evita, The Fantasticks, Fiddler on the Roof, Funny Girl, Godspell, Guys and Dolls, Jesus Christ Superstar, Kiss of the Spider Woman, Les Miserables, Little Shop of Horrors, Man of LaMancha, Me and My Girl, Oliver, She Loves Me, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street , Tommy

Movies:

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Desert Island Films:
1. The Princess Bride (1987 - Rob Reiner)
2. The Big Lebowski (1998 - Joel Cohen)
3. The Saddest Music in the World (2003 - Guy Maddin)
4. Fight Club (1999 - David Fincher)
5. French Kiss (1995 - Lawrence Kasdan)
Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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Also...(alphabetical) 16 Blocks, Amelie, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Being John Malkovich, The Blues Brothers, Brazil , Death to Smoochy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything is Illuminated, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Funny Bones, Garden State, Ghengis Blues, The Godfather Part I, The Godfather Part II, High Fidelity, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, Hudson Hawk, Hustle & Flow, I (heart) Huckabee's, The Iron Giant, It Happened One Night, It's a Wonderful Life, The Imposters, The Jungle Book, Kinsey, Leon: The Professional, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Little Mermaid, Lord of the Rings (trilogy) , Lost in Translation, Max, Metropolis, Monsters Inc., Monty Python (any) , The Muppet Movie, Mystery Men, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Once, The Pirates of Penzance, Requiem for a Dream, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Run Lola Run, The Shining, Snatch, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Sweeney Todd, This is Spinal Tap, The Usual Suspects, V for Vendetta, Wallace & Gromit (any), Wayne's World, What the Bleep Do We Know!? , Wool 100%
Filmmakers: (alphabetical) Wes Anderson, Luc Besson, Zack Braff, Tim Burton, Frank Capra, The Coen Brothers, Terry Gilliam, Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Guy Madden, Nick Park, Guy Ritchie, Mark Romanek, David O. Russell, Bryan Singer, John Singleton, Quentin Tarantino
Actors: (alphabetical) Zack Braff, Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi, Johnny Depp, Bob Hoskins, Jim Carrey, Helena Bonham Carter, George Clooney, Tim Curry, John Cusack, Willem Dafoe, Claire Danes, Mos Def, Carey Elwes, Lee Evans, Clark Gable, Paul Giamatti, John Goodman, Christopher Guest, John Hannah, Ian Holm, William Hurt, Hugh Jackman, Samuel L. Jackson, Lennie James, Famke Janssen, Scarlett Johansson, Catherine Keener, Kevin Kline, Jude Law, Laura Linney, John Lithgow, Matthew McConaughey, John C. McGinley, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Maria de Medeiros, Bill Murray, Mike Myers, Liam Neeson, Edward Norton, Gary Oldman, Al Pacino, Mandy Patinkin, Brad Pitt, Oliver Platt, Amanda Plummer, Natalie Portman, Jonathan Pryce, Jean Reno, Isabella Rossellini, Tim Roth, Geoffrey Rush, Jason Schwartzman, Peter Sellers, Kevin Spacey, Patrick Stewart, Noah Taylor, Audrey Tautou, Benicio Del Toro, Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, Orson Welles, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Kate Winslet, Elijah Wood

Television:

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Desert Island TV Shows:
1. The Simpsons
2. The Mighty Boosh
3. Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross
5. Creature Comforts (American & British versions)
YOU ARE NABOO
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You are wise, worldly, and helpful having lived 406 years, although you look like you're 12 and some may mistake you for a stoned teenager. You seem to have a magical solution for almost any problem and are always at the ready with a solution whether it be a Hoover vacuum to suck up the Spirit of Jazz or a calming picture of two kittens in a barrel. You collect frogs and will squeeze or smoke them, depending on your mood, if they misbehave or annoy you. You originally come from the planet Zooberon, but were sent to Earth in 1978 to protect an amulet that holds the secret to the fountain of youth, which accounts for your boyish good looks.
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Also...(alphabetical) American Dad, Animaniacs, Aqua-Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, The Brak Show, Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Dexter's Lab, Duckman, Family Dog , Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Futurama, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, House, King of the Hill, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Law & Order (any series), Looney Tunes, Monk, Mr. Bean, Muppet Babies, The Muppet Show, The Office (American & British versions), Powerpuff Girls, Ren & Stimpy , Samurai Jack, Scrubs , Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, South Park, Space Ghost: Coast-to-Coast, SpongeBob SquarePants, Super Banzai Video Show
Stand-Up Comedians: (alphabetical) The Amazing Jonathan, Rowan Atkinson, Dave Attell, Bill Bailey , Arj Barker, Julian Barratt , Greg Behrendt , Lewis Black, Louis C.K. , Frank Caliendo, George Carlin, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Kyle Cease, Cedric the Entertainer, Dave Chappelle, Margaret Cho, Billy Connolly , Dane Cook, Bill Cobsy, Ellen DeGeneres, Will Ferrell, Noel Fielding, Hugh Fink, Jim Gaffigan, Zach Galifianakis , Todd Glass, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard , Jackie Kashian, Denis Leary, Norm MacDonald, Demetri Martin, Steve Martin, Patton Oswalt, Emo Philips, John Pinette, Paula Poundstone, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, Jerry Seinfeld, The Sklar Brothers, Nick Swardson, Wanda Sykes, Ron White, Steven Wright
Entertaining Websites: (alphabetical) Angry Video Game Nerd , Book of Ratings , Engrish , Fishbar , Graph Jam , Homestar Runner , "How to Kill a Mockingbird" , I Can Has Cheezburger , I Has a Hot Dog , Joe Cartoon , Rather Good , The Official Ninja Webpage , Pundit Kitchen , Will it Blend?

Books:

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Desert Island Books:
1. The Princess Bride: S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure by William Goldman
2. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (entire series) by Douglas Adams
3. Sun Signs by Linda Goodman
4. Siddhartha by Herman Hesse
5. Lullabies for Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill

You are The Hierophant

Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Also...(alphabetical)
Fiction: Apathy and Other Small Victories by Paul Neilan, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes, Hamlet by William Shakespeare, Life of Pi by Yann Martel, Lolita by Vladmir Nabokov, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, The Man Who Met God in a Bar: The Gospel According to Marvin by Robert Farrar Capon,
Non-Fiction: America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramahansa Yogananda, Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert, Field Notes on the Compassionate Life: A Search for the Soul of Human Kindness by Marc Ian Barasch, Gnomes by Wil Huygen & Rien Poortvliet, Healing Yoga: A Guide to Integrating the Chakras with Your Yoga Practice by Swami Ambikananda Saraswati, Health, Money, And Love: And Why We Don't Enjoy Them by Robert Farrar Capon, How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope by Adele Lang & Susi Rajah, Light on Life by B.K.S. Iyengar, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk, Our Inner Ape by Frans de Waal, Prescription for Nutritional Healing by Phyllis A. Balch, Prometheus Rising by Robert Anton Wilson, The Sivananda Companion to Yoga: A Complete Guide to the Physical Postures, Breathing Exercises, Diet, Relaxation, and Meditation Techniques of Yoga by The Sivananda Yoga Center, Sun Signs for Kids by Lynn Burmyn
Authors: (alphabetical) Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, Robert Farrar Capon, Linda Goodman, Nick Hornby, Chuck Palahniuk, Daniel and/or Jill Pinkwater , Tom Robbins, Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein , James Thurber

Heroes:

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Desert Island Heroes:
1. Albert Einstein
2. "Don Quixote"
3. Jesus Christ
4. "Jedi Master Yoda"
5. His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama
What Famous Leader Are You?
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Also...(alphabetical) Adam Ant , "Aquaman," "Babar," Andrew Bird , Brad Bird, T Bone Burnett , June Carter Cash, Roger Daltrey , "David the Gnome," Ryan Freel , "Huey Freeman," Siddhartha Gautama (Buddha), Mahatma Ghandi , Terry Gilliam, Linda Goodman, Matt Groening , George Harrison, Jim Henson , Indian Larry , Thomas Jefferson, Chuck Jones, Alfred Kinsey, John Kricfalusi , Lord Krishna , "Jeffrey 'the Dude' Lebowski," Seth MacFarlane , George Martin, Aaron McGruder , Charles Mingus , "Inigo Montoya," Profit Muhammed , Sam Nation, Chuck Norris , Conan O'Brien, Ken Nordine , Frank Oz, Nick Park , Astor Piazzolla , Bob Ross , Erich Schiffman , Dr. Seuss , "Lisa Simpson," Carl Stalling, Jon Stewart, Genndy Tartakovsky , Nikola Tesla, Hunter S. Thompson , Bishop Desmond Tutu , Tom Waits, "Weird Al" Yankovic
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You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?