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About Me

I like peanut butter. I don't like brussel sprouts. I like UFC fighting. I don't like knife fights. I like cats. I don't like elephant seals. I like funny people. I don't like angry people. I like shoes. I don't like orthopedics. I like wine. I don't like gin. I like penis. I don't like vagina. I like reading. I don't like braille. I like Lex & X. I don't like your kids. I like libertarians. I don't like George Bush. I like myself. I don't like my fat ass. I like money. I don't like money addicts. I like pink. I don't like beige or brown. I like the X-Men. I don't like Spiderman. I like a lot of stuff. I don't like a lot of stuff.

My Interests

Reading and playing video games are two things I could not live without. I also like to dress up and go out with my friends.(More cleavage the better!)

I'd like to meet:

A life from another planet or dimension.

Your Birthdate: January 10
Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.

Your strength: Your ability to gain respect

Your weakness: Caring too much what others think

Your power color: Orange-red

Your power symbol: Letter X

Your power month: October

This sloth!

Music:

My musical tastes are varied and eclectic. Who knows what I'll like tomorrow...

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Movies:

Almost anything dark and dreary. Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, 12 Monkeys, Harry Potter, Star Wars. Tim Burton is pretty great.

Television:

I'm all about Heroes right now! Can't miss CSI, Survivor, My Name Is Earl, Best Week Ever, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, New Adventures of Old Christine, and Family Guy. Plus I watch a lot of Cartoon Network with my kids, so we really like Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. And I'm addicted to Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Books:

What don't I read?
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Heroes:

Scientists and strippers are my heroes.

My Blog

Where’d you go? I miss you so.

I developed a friendship with a guy by the name of Paul about two years ago. He is a bitingly funny and fantastic person. He seemed to be me in a gay man's body. I loved him! He had a great dog too, B...
Posted by Capital G on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:03:00 PST

I'm so bored!

I can't figure out whether or not I'm getting old, or if the rest of the population is becoming more and more lame. Here are a few examles of why I'm at a stalemate.A.) Skirts that let your ass hang o...
Posted by Capital G on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

I am great, you have sex with dogs!

I've come to the conclusion that I really am smarter than you and your momma', even though "your Mom goes to college". I think I've been in the bar/restaurant industry too long, I'm starting to really...
Posted by Capital G on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

EWWW! Did that just happen?

Yeh, so I went our Friday night to see my friend Marlena at the bar she works at. On her self imposed break she went out back to smoke and I followed her. While I was out there, a couple of guys were ...
Posted by Capital G on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

Gettin' crunked up!

I simply wanted to post this lesson. If you drink and smoke and party untill 7:30 in the morning, you will feel like ass throughout the whole next day, and if you have kids they will fight and become ...
Posted by Capital G on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

I'm not high!

So I need to post more pics of myself because my best friend says I look totally high in my photo! I might have been, but I'm pretty sure I would have forgotten taking this pic and I remember it clear...
Posted by Capital G on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

Wow! MySpace doesn't suck!

Yeh, so I've been rebelling against MySpace because it seemed like a high school pastime, but every person I know is doing it so I guess I'll follow the crowd and join in. This better not suck!!!...
Posted by Capital G on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST