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My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom

I am here for Friends

About Me

Im Tom and this is the part where im supposed to blab about shit you dont care about. so if there is indeed something you want to know
Aim.. Everytimetomdies

"No one has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam" IRISH myspace layout

My Interests

Favorites
Brand new
Tom and Jerry
Chuck Palahniuk
Oreos
Brunettes
Sam Adams
Snowboarding
Moshing
Mowing Lawns

I'd like to meet:

Conan Obrian
The right girl
Winston Churchill

Music:

i really cant sit here and type out like 500 things,
Band i dont like
Dave Matthews
The Deftones
Nickelback
Kenny Chesney
Rascal Flats
Britney Spears
thats all i can think of for now.

Movies:

Grandmas boy, BASEketball, Fight Club,A clockwork orange,Major League,Ferris Buellers day off, Hard Candy, American History X, Toy story, Harold and Kumar go to white Castle, Monty Python, Trainspotting, Swimming Pool, The jacket, Anything with Edward Norton, The italian Job, Captain Rob, Porn, Star wars, Band DVD's, and home movies

Television:

Dont really watch it much anymore. Any old Nick Shows like pete and pete, Doug, Rockos modern life, shit like that. The OC, Sportscenter if im not really watching tv, like i said i dont really watch it anymore

Books:

Survivor By CHuck Palahniuk
Lullaby By CP
Rant by cp
Invisible Monsters by CP
Choke by CP
Fugitives and Refugees by CP
Kite Runner By Khlaed Hosseini
Harry Potters (fuck you, their good)
The Fourth Hand By John Irving
The Da Vinci Code
Guitar World

Heroes:

Dallas Green
Keith Buckley
Mighty Mouse

My Blog

READ IT NIGGA

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.Say the following questions aloud, and press play.Use the song title as the answer to the question.NO CHEATING.1. How does the world see you?What are you doin man...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST

70 gay questions

70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME 1. DO YOU SLEEP NAKED?sometimes..in the summer if i cant get any cooler 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?both...i love fighting but i cant live without loving...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:33:00 PST

fuckin survey

200. My middle name is: Michael 199. I was born on: November 22nd 1987 198. I am a: Scorpio/Sagitarius 197. My cell phone company: Cingular 196. My eye color is: blue 195. My shoe size is: 14 194. My ...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST

Fuck Robb Mersky kids a faggot(call the cops cuz ur some kid called u smelly or some shit)

10 LAYERS OF ME LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: Thomas Michael Birth date: November 22nd 1987 Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Black turning brown- then blone in summer Righty or Lefty: righty Zodiac Sign...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:14:00 PST

WHAT HAPPENED

1 0 F A V O R I T E S1. car: CHevelle SS 2. tv show: the oc, Simpsons, Aqua Teen, Conan 3. alcohol: Jello shots 4. movie: Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Ferris BUellers Day off5. color: Blue, Black6. s...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

Random shit

RANDOM SHIT!52 of the most random things you prob. never needed to know about someone. REPOST WITH YOUR ANSWERS!1. Your name spelled backwards? samohT2. Last incoming call on your phone?Devin3. What i...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST

myspace shit

I thought this was pretty funny. But make sure you read the last one cuz it'll kinda make u shit       NOW WHAT IF MYSPACE WAS REAL LIFE;..: [Pondering]:..You would constantly have an u...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:34:00 PST

rate me

F = You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally.D = You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff.C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?C = You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the...
Posted by My Bologna Has a First Name And Its Tom on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:41:00 PST