Grooming my bird, having an occasional Long Island ice tea, and trying to create a plausible unified theory through phonics.
Absolutely no one. Unless, of course, they are a human-bird hybrid.
I invented every form since the polka.
Movies? Why yes - I enjoy them. I also invented them.
I think, with the exception of The Daily Show, it is a government weapon to keep the human race from extending their intelligence beyond retarded sows.
Each Other's Victims (I'm in it, negatively so, but who cares, the author is dead and it really sucked anyway. I also highly recommend my dissertation, which I haven't even read, no less my committee chair. I will add that I also liked Little Choo, because it sent me hidden messages that I am God incarnate.
Myself, mostly. Perhaps Ol' Yeller.