NBA Draft Declaration |
I have decided to declare myself eligible for the NBA Draft, since it seems like all the cool kids are doing it. My resume is impressive...5 time backyard "horse" champion, 8 time "around the wo...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST |
2007 is a bad dream, right? |
Live everyday like your last. When you go to bed each night, ask yourself if you've made yourself happy...if you've made others happy. Live life to the fullest and leave no regrets. ...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST |
RIP Platypus Man |
Woke up this morning and heard the news of the death of comedian Richard Jeni. Very sad, and very tragic, as apparently he committed suicide.
Before the world had Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook, Ric...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST |
Some oldies but goodie... |
A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. "Damn," he says. "I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she's gonna kill me." "Not to worry," says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bil...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST |
The Greatest Opening Line To a Real Newspaper Article...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Taken from the Lodi News-Sentinel website...
A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.Francis Courtney, ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Understanding Women |
A coworker sent this to me and I could not stop laughing. Being married now...I thought I would pass this along because I think it's pretty much fucking on target.
1.) FINE : This i...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST |
The Year of the Reunion |
Hey gang,
With all the fighting in the world, it is good to know that something that I take comfort in, music, still soothes the soul and apparently, in this industry, there's more love than war....
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Facebook |
I'm on Facebook now too...
Facebook me!
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Rage Against The Machine to reunite |
YES!!!!!
Geoff Boucher of the Los Angeles Times reports that RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, the seminal L.A. band that made heavy music into political manifesto, will reunite after a seven-year lul...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST |
The Greatest Sports Quotes of All Time |
On Sport
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180-proof coffee."Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?"-Harry Caray
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."-Haywood Hale Broun, quo...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST |
