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Martyn

The Second Home of Badgers

About Me

Well I spend far too much of my time playing rugby (not the gay union kind), getting very drunk (or at least I used to), being drawn on (I seem to be unable to get one tattoo at a time), downloading music, messing on sites like this, rating people (Darren what have you started).(I love using brackets) My tongue is the best part of my body, has to be really as I'm fat ugly and part ginger, there isn't much of a contest on the matter. The First Home Of Badgers
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality || 10%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||| 16%

My Interests

I realised that I never actually filled this bit out, and then couldn't think of anything that I'm actually interested in!

I'd like to meet:

Would it be a lot to say, someone who is ermmmm, average height to short, dark hair or better still red (not ginger but red)or purple, green eyes (I know far too many people's eye colour), quite thin, biggish boobs, nice bum (these last few are probably what everyone wants but still), someone who's funny and doesn't care about anything and will take and give banter. Someone who's intelligent, talks a lot but isn't loud and will give you a kick in the head if you need one. I've got a thing for geeky girls who don't know they're atractive.Is this too much to ask for a fat northern lad who can't even talk properly?

What the tests say
You are an Administrator! (Submissive Extroverted Concrete Thinker) You are an ADMINISTRATOR (SECT) detail-oriented and organized. You're an extrovert, but you lack the over-aggressive tendencies of obnoxious go-getters. Very nice. However, you probably like getting up in other people's business living through them a little... dude, sometimes you just gotta let it ride. Don't be such a busy-body.Anyway, you're an excellent manager, of both yourself and other people. That's because you prefer thinking concretely rather than creatively, and you'd rather follow what your mind tells you than your heart people respect this, but it can make them mad when their appeals to love and kindness fall on deaf, deaf ears. Try to have a heart sometimes.Apparantly I'm going to die on Thursday, January 29th 2065 At the ripe old age of 80 years old.Greedy animal! 20% Greedy!I'm ment to be 12% stressed and they told me to get a job hippie!!Alot of people wont believe me but it says Im 28% Jerk!I'm 67% Untelligent! " The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "I'm 33% Lazy!I'm 29% Messianic!I'm 60% Dateable! You are neither more nor less dateable than your peers welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.53% Addicted to myspace!!!!

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Music:

Just check out whats playing, most random indie taste. I like most things but would happily go to jail for killing Robbie Williams. When Im in my car the only thing that gets played is Bob Marley, he has done over 200 songs. Northern Soul, Keep the Faith!!!

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket

Television:

Don't really watch anything that I want to, main reasons is there isn't alot on I like besides the news, prime ministers questions, stargate and the only thing I have been able to get into and watch all of it is Lost, but thats only because its on my computer.

Books:

Cook books and things to make and do! On actual book side of things I've only ever read Tolkien books all the way to the end and enjoyed them. I've got three quarters of the way through a lot of other books and then thought this is never going to get good, whats the point.
My Favourite Animals 1: Hystrix Cristata
2: Erinaceus Europaeus
3: Zaglossus Bruijni
4: Mandrillus Sphinx
5: Meles Meles
6: Ornithorhynchus Anatinus
7: Tamias Striatus
8: Suricata Suricatta
9: Lemmus Lemmus
10: Eutamias minimus
War Until the philosophy which holds one race
Superior and another inferior
Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned
Everywhere is war, me say war

That until there is no longer first class
And second class citizens of any nation
Until the colour of a man's skin
Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes
Me say war

That until the basic human rights are equally
Guaranteed to all, without regard to race
Dis a war

That until that day
The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship
Rule of international morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion
To be pursued, but never attained
Now everywhere is war, war

And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes
That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique,
South Africa sub-human bondage
Have been toppled, utterly destroyed
Well, everywhere is war, me say war

War in the east, war in the west
War up north, war down south
War, war, rumours of war

And until that day, the African continent
Will not know peace, we Africans will fight
We find it necessary and we know we shall win
As we are confident in the victory

Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil
Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil

My Blog

I got the PS3

A few days late on updating but been abit busy playing on Call of Duty. This is just a thanks to everyone who signed up for me and belived me when I said it wasn't a scam. I'm going to try for an xbox...
Posted by Martyn on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:04:00 PST

The Quest

Just waiting to verify now Help me get a PS3 and you could get one too Today I started a quest, a quest to get a PS3 for free. You have probably seen all the websites saying get a free PS3 if you...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:39:00 PST

"14 stone in a day!!!"

OK so I didn't lose that much but apparently I lost 5lb in a day yesterday? I don't know how that is even physically possible, I think my scales are broke.
Posted by Martyn on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:51:00 PST

I see trouble...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what can I say, uni is ending but I'm still sort of here till the latest 17th of September. That's when I have to hand my dissertation in by. Don't get the results of my last exams ...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

twisting twirling madness of crazy spoons and wooden spades...

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, I am bored out of my tree and semi in the mood for a rant about nothing and no-one. I need to brush up on my writing so that I don't forget how random my st...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

What am I doing anymore??

I want to write a blog (ok I am doing so thats just stupid, oh I don't go back and change things when I write these) but I can't properly. Too many people are on here and read them, I've got the same ...
Posted by Martyn on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:04:00 PST

chris gilmartin is a rotter.....

Well wot can I say, last night was eventful in the losing all respect for Gilmartin. But that can come later, first off cheshire are knobheads.We were ment to be playing them, went all the way there, ...
Posted by Martyn on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

I dont seem to write on here anymore.....

I have just come to realise I don't write on here anymore.The evil that is Facebook seems to have taken over.I much prefair myspace but more stuff happens on facebook more often.Making groups is far e...
Posted by Martyn on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

Mr Zhidan Zheng is a sexy man

This is a little blog for a very special man, Zhidan "Tony" Zheng. Once upon a time in a land far far away (ShenZhen) a child was born and he was named Zhidan. For years he wandered the lands of China...
Posted by Martyn on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST

walked the earth died in the sea...

I've not wrote one of these bad boys for a while but as I've said before I usually only write them when I have been out drinking or something interesting has happened. Neither has happened so fuck off...
Posted by Martyn on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST