Ruud Lubbers

As the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, my job is to provide shelter and care to all those who feel they are lost in some way or another. In an ever expanding world of conflicting beliefs and unlimited room for expression, many people feel they are socially homeless. Without any clear destination they dwell in the urban space, by the hundreds, imprisoned by their fears to make the wrong decissions. So they don't decide anything, anymore...These people can come to see me, Ruud Lubbers. My eyebrows in itself are large enough to reach out and touch anyone, anywhere, anytime... My secret love affaire with Angelina Jolie has been kept very well from the public for many years. I decided to end it in 2003, after a fight we had and when she did some false accusations of me touching her breasts with my eyebrows. Everybody now knows the truth about us, which is nice. I live happily with my wife Ria, she's an old and ugly sack of bones yes, but she is nice.So feel free to join my refugeecamp, it's open to all the children of evolution!Kind regards,Ruud Lubbers