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tong.

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About Me


. . I’m unusually quite odd. Carelessly ordinary. Sarcastically hostile but often quiet. Spending most of my days rewriting my thoughts verbally.Poetically misunderstood written or spoken. Misquoted and mistreated. Mislead and always mistaken my reasons for lies. blame me for the mistakes you can’t accept because the truth isn’t enough . tongue tied in a knot with my attitude when I’m slurring my words. Illiterate while I'm intoxicated. Talking nonsense as if I understood what it was that was offensive. Selfish in my passive ways. I'm self-conscience only because I’m not self centered...Paying close attention to the fine details of how people act.... quoting everyone in life but mine, just so i can admire that confused look, that smile, and your wandering thoughts that give yourself away . Stubborn and hard headed, I'm one misinterpreted bedevil fox that doesn't listen. And even though i might be foreign, I'm a pro.at second hand slang when I'm abusing proper English. . . .a self taught mentor who’s behavior only amuses those educated by ignorance and leather bound books. . . I'm the kind of person that's superstitious. Strange and disorientated with my faith. Constantly paranoid of being stalked by undercover soccer moms posing as teenage groupies. Oblivious to the truth but since I'm an addict; I'm clever and witty at covering up my mistakes. Burning all the evidence and loose ends, bending all the keys and breaking all the locks. .I'm the type of person who elevates "tension" strictly for the purposes of pleasure. Obscene in all the obvious ways, especially when I'm horny. Spontaneous and unpredictable just as I'm unreliable at being punctual. Undependable and unprepared while I’m incoherent to attend to your needs. I'll be the one to always never arrive. be the one for you to wonder if I left without saying a word. be the one to be spotted somewhere nearby in plain site. Mysteriously wandering by myself without any sense of awareness. Lost and ambitious while I'm dreaming. and for those who don’t already know, its not what you think. . . . . .By day its noticeable that I'm a gentlemen disguised asian, meanwhile I’m stripping fools during the evenings just to keep my street credit balanced. But at home I’m a traditional man. . Never cross that line with me or anyone of my "family". Tempt me with your shit talk and that’s as far as it will go. and you'll never expect it because I’m retired. . . but I’m someone and no one, only to strangers. . . the friends call me "tong" and know me as aladdin. seductive acquaintances and attractive mothers on the other hand, can call me whatever they want.

My Interests

. . .enlighten me.

I'd like to meet:

. .someone simply sophisticated.intellectually witty at her game.someone beautiful enough to understand what she wants.knows when to accept the facts only when its right.a lady who's sexually attractive especially with her words. keeps me occupied even with her eyes. a girl who smiles with humor that makes even me blush."takes one only for me" and not the team. a mistress with class but plays ruff in bed. exotic when she wants to be on any ordinary day.a lover at heart, but knows when to tap out. . holds her own respect as a women and doesn't curse. .someone old fashion that loves to cook. naturally gorgeous and kinky like her secrets. but obviously, its apparent that nothings more sexually appealing than a gal who knows her own body. . . and like all romantic novels. .this one will only go as far as we take it.. . . and just for the sake of having feelings, i think i'm falling for her but she doesn't understand. she thinks love is blind and tells me that she thinks i'm lying. she doesn't know how she feels. . . so she puts my name and everything that belongs to me beneath her heels. . .

Music:

. . . Break Me Down. Records

Movies:

. . . Bird Cage theater.

Television:

. . . for adult entertainment purposes only. and anything else late night that accommodates saturday night live, connan, and adult swim.

Books:

. . . the alchemist. the prince. 10 ways to pick up attractive mothers. dante's inferno. the prophet. 6 complicated ways to break out of jail. the art of war. fingering paint: the art of finer painting. a tale of two cities.shakespear's romeo & juliet. project: TAKE OVER. one easy step to lose an addiction. the stripper and I. my kids and your wife. little blonde devil. 6 ways to cock block yourself. all things fall apart. nowhere to hide but outside. find the nark. a separate peace.someone smells like shit: smelling like shit for dummies. the metric. a mid-night's summer dream.thang and the sweatshop factory. natural disasters: FARTS. do you see what i see: seeing for blind people. having good sex without cumming. stand up for yourself point-dexter. you got the dud.waging war. internal conflict. buddism. hidden agendas and secretive motives. life after death is the only beginning. someone i'm not. how far will this go until it ends. tortillas: tortilla eating for inmates. ugly duck meet ugly cabob stick. let go of me, your hurting my arm.

Heroes:

"my only friend is my misery, wanting revenge for the agony they did to me""and all this hate suddenly became meaningless. . ."