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About Me

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Yeah, well, I'm a dog and I live with this girl who has wayyyy too fricken many other animals in the damn house. I never have any privacy. She's on my friends list if you feel inclined to check her out, obnoxious red hair, can't miss her.
I'm half Pug and half Dalmatian, so that's why I'm all wrinkly and loose-skinned and small. The pathetic human still find me irresistable. And yeah, dammit, I'm that old, although in you human years, I think it's like, 7.... geez, you creatures take forever to mature. How do you stand it?
I enjoy:
~picking fights with the other two dogs I live with, who are complete morons, let me assure you. No seriously, they are. The big one just blunders into everything and always gets up in my face, and the one that's about my size is always on my ass about something. I'll beat her, one day.
~chasing at and tearing to pieces my rope toys and tennis balls
~kicking the cats off the bed
~snapping at the ferrets when they get too close to my food
~running around the yard like a spaz when I'm taken out to do my business and driving my human CRAZY, it's so gratifying, and she yells so damn loud!
~barking, I don't think I can stress this enough, I can and do bark at everything. Makes the humans around here mad.
~sleeping
~cow hoofs, oh man, those things are so good
~guilt-tripping my human into spoiling me rotten
So that's about it. I lead a simple life.

My Interests

Cow hoofs, tennis balls, or any type of ball, really, that can fit in my mouth, tug-o-war toys, cat chasing, ferret terrorizing, sleeping, eating, snarling, barking, sleeping.....

I'd like to meet:

Air Bud. Whoa man, that dog has some skills.

Music:

Oh hell, I don't know. The human listens to a lot, I prefer the more soothing ones she plays from movies, easier for sleeping. If I'm in the mood her bouncier, louder stuff is okay, uhh, what the hell does she listen to, Evanescence, Phantom of the Opera, Linkin Park, crap like that.

Movies:

What are you kidding? Air Bud! The other ones were way lame though.. the basketball one is boss. Homeward Bound is excellent as well. And that Sirius Black dog in those Harry Potter things kicks total ass!! Oh, oh, Milo and Otis.

Television:

Pah, don't really watch it, the human watches DVDs of that Friends thing while I'm sleeping on the couch, and her sister watches the Frasier one sometimes. Oh, the human watches Conan O'Brien on occasion, at least he's funny.

Books:

Psh, I don't have time to read. Why do you humans do it? What a waste of time.

Heroes:

Those St. Bernard dogs, man, the time they saved those pathetic humans from the Alps or whatever. Air Bud, naturally, Lassie is okay, those Setter guys in The Red Fern Grows, Shadow and Chance from Homeward Bound, especially Chance. WHOA, who could forget Otis? Otis!