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jared

i ain't got time to bleed.

About Me

www.jaredpatch.com

My Interests

buying impulse dvds, riding my bike to work, softball heaven, going to baseball games, watching movies 9 or 10 times in a row, talking more than i should, anything on hd, playing outside, traveling to visit friends and family, eating

I'd like to meet:

biff tannen and bret and jemaine

Music:

together billy ocean and eddie money can solve the world's problems

Movies:

ratatouille, snakes on a plane, the good shepherd, little miss sunshine, departed, capote, amelie, kiss kiss bang bang, last king of scotland, wallace and gromit, incredibles, napolean dynamite, shawshank, insider, crouching tiger, office space, patton, delicatessen, punch drunk love, spirited away, lock stock, big lebowski, best in show, grosse pointe blank, graduate, lawrence of arabia, tron, roger dodger, dr strangelove, roman holiday, airplane, great escape, abre los ojos, full metal jacket, the sting, the black hole, lost in translation, the shining, swingers, eternal sunshine, clockwork orange, and last but not least; top gun

Television:

flight of the conchords, rome, battlestar, just about anything on discovery HD, and redsox

Books:

devil in the white city, john julius norwich, harry potter, king leopold's ghost, paris 1919, the peace to end all peace, 1453, jitterbug perfume

My Blog

boston epic

whoa, epic weekend if there ever was one.boston and new england didn't even know what hit 'em. so i shall detail every last minutiae of the weekend. 'cause i can.as i'm typing this i'm listening to ...
Posted by jared on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:26:00 PST

that’s a lot of jiggawatts

in the past week brooke has had not one, but two back to the future moments. I know this, because she framed them as such when telling me.she saw an actual delorean on her way to work on saturday mor...
Posted by jared on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:06:00 PST

beer, bon jovi, baseball and bratwursts

here it is 1am and i'm stirring. something is not right. brooke is fast asleep upstairs and i'm wide awake. what gives. I could be reading a book, but that means turning on the light, moving aroun...
Posted by jared on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:33:00 PST

muh-muh-muh-moooovies

i lost a small part of my soul this morning. if this was a harry potter book and i was evil i woulda put the small part i lost into my cellphone and kept it as a horcrux, and saved it for later.but it...
Posted by jared on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

babies, babies, babies

two weekends ago i went back to nebraska for another wedding. got into omaha around 9:30pm friday night and my sister, kristin, picked me up and took me directly to where a few of the wedding people ...
Posted by jared on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

hey, a crazy guy’s gotta stay in shape too...

a few random things.1) my cousin jason came through yesterday and stayed with us last night. he mostly just needed a place to crash on his way from visiting a friend in virginia to his new home and c...
Posted by jared on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

a bourne man-crush

i have to say, that after a re-viewing of my two dvd copies of the two existing bourne movies (identity and supremacy) i'm pretty fired up for the release of the third (and final?) installment this we...
Posted by jared on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

harry potter and the nostalgic ramblings

this past weekend was significant in many superficially exciting, nostalgic, and important ways, and a few things happened leading up to last weekend to help tie up some loose ends.like my quick trip ...
Posted by jared on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST

turbotastic biketacular

i've been riding my bike to work for the past few months.its really fun and a lot more exciting than sitting in traffic on a mega crowded bus for an hour. one of the coolest parts is blowing by stopp...
Posted by jared on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

i ve got... two tickets to ....

...phillyits almost like paradise.and i'm not really sure if it was technically two tickets, since it was just me, but i guess you can count the flight there and the flight back...am i over analyzing ...
Posted by jared on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST