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it was gary before, now it isn't

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About Me

Read all the stupid shit I write in my blog.

YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK. I LIKE MUSIC. I'M GREAT.

This page looks WAY fucking sweeter if you're using Mozilla FireFox...so if you use IE, kill yourself.
In tomorrow I see no promise...and yesterday was like today... BUY ME SHIT.

You have to realize that someday you will die, until you know that you are completely worthless. I say, let me never be complete. I say, let me never be content. I say, deliver me from Swedish furniture. I say, deliver me from clever art. I say, deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth. I say, you have to give up. I say, evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.--Tyler Durden

My Interests

I like stuff. I don't like stuff.

I'd like to meet:

You? Can't be.

Music:

I like a lot of music. Wu-Tang. Weezer. Superdrag. Jawbreaker. Descendents. Etc. I don't understand the problem with the font size or tag here but I don't care.

Movies:

Star Wars, Pi, Family Guy, Breakfast Club, Life Aquatic w/Steve Zissou, Napoleon Dynamite, Apocalypse Now, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Kill Bills, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Trainspotting, Forrest Gump, Punch-drunk Love, Requiem For a Dream, The Graduate, Billy Madison, Space Balls, Office Space, Fear of a Black Hat, Princess Bride, Men in Tights, Dumb and Dumber, Christmas Story, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Ghostbusters, Dawg, Coffee and Cigarettes, Wayne's World, Big Fish...blah blah blah...

Television:

Seinfeld, History, Discovery, Movie Channels. Little of this, little of that. Hollyhood.

Books:

I don't read like I used to...

Heroes:

Wu-Tang Clan, Blake Schwarzenbach, Rodney Mullen, ^_~, Tyler Durden. I don't have real "heroes" though.

My Blog

Discussion for the water cooler. Fuckface.

Hey motherfucker, guess what?  I made a blog and you should read it becuase if you're reading this you've clearly got nothing better to do already. http://topofthemuffintoyou.blogspot.com/...
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST

11:34...it's hell time.

It's not even 11:34...it just says that in this thing...which is why that's is so weird to me.I need to get the fuck outta here for a while.  I need to get the fuck outta here for a while.  ...
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

I'm fuckin bored lately.

    Alright, so I've been a loner for long enough.  I'd like to hang out again...or something.  Jesus fucking christ life is so lame.  I'm dying here.  I'm pretty su...
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:33:00 PST

Little People on TLC

Kevin: If my parents were midgets I could never take them seriously. Kevin: If my parents were midgets I could never take them seriously. Kevin: If my parents were midgets I could never...
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

Holy shit. I certainly wasn't this bad.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11553551/ 26000 dollars worth of beer stolen.  Nearby to boot.  Holy shit.  Sweet.
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

It's all coming back to me...

Someone broke into my mom's car with a crowbar or some shit, bashing in the motherfucking passenger side front window, and took nothing EXCEPT my motherfucking CD book.  There were 40 CDs.  ...
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST

You have to read this.

David Cross to Larry the Cable Guy. Hilarious.  Read it.  You'll like it.
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:22:00 PST

So it's pretty insane.

Ha.  It's been a while since I've been on a computer.  Feels pretty alien even.  My computer blew up.  Seriously blew up.  I was gonna play some Battlefield at like 9 in ...
Posted by it was gary before, now it isn't on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST