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About Me

I was once housed at a pet store. One day my neighbor (a scorpion) came over and chewed off two of my legs on one side of my body. I was so pissed, I mean FUCKING pissed. But I went with it. When we were fed I couldn't get to the food in time my fucking roomies darted for it first. My care takers picked me up and said they were going to freeze me because no one was going to pay for a 2 legged gecko that was skinny as hell. A goofy looking kid stood up and said, "I'll take the bitch home, I'll take the bitch home...."

I wanna ROCK the f-bomb out

Look at the unicorns romping around in the water, rawr!!!!!

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My Interests

sand angels, basking, crickets, water dripping, pooping, computers, masturbating, licking glass, cats, rocking the fuck out aka swaying back n' forth, heat, flat rocks, hot girls, hot cats, hot dogs...hah hotdogs, what those be? moving around a bit and stopping and then moving around a bit more, can I die yet?

I'd like to meet:

Jack hannah (to destroy), angelina jolie (to squeeze between her boobs and to talk about poetry), nice girls and boys (to enjoy)

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...and this guy

Music:

I hear music once in awhile, im not sure who it is, but sometimes hearing the music makes me sway back n' forth, I like to eat rocks :X.

Heroes:

what a lucky shit piss face!!!!

My Blog

Whats up squinty?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my cat friend, he is f bomb amazing. He's really furry, If I were a cat I would tap this one. Hell I'd still tap it. Dude Im tapping it, this is awesome, Im so awesome..........uhh O M G uhhh...
Posted by Not a stupid Gecko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST