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Butt Breath

About Me

DOWN WITH VIDEOPHILIA! YUCK!! i spend most of my days weaving dreams into lies and then i fold them up and put them away in my closet. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a baby lion tamer. the men who participate in exotic mustache competitions. trashy women with trashy stories. young men who practice the art of houdini-esque escapism. future purveyors of tiny things. my butt.

My Blog

In the name of the ones I love.

Can you feel the empty space in your living room, on the couch where my last laugh might tickle like a spiders thin leg against yours? On a cool summer night like tonight, i grab a blanket from the i...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:41:00 GMT

Analyze THIS

Dream  1: Sitting in mysterious apt. fer rec. club, the usuals are all there (though lately that has been an unpredictable group).  A few knocks later and the tiny room, decorated ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:10:00 GMT

TV to the MAX!

All's I do anymore in my free time is watch DVD's of TV shows while cutting out tiny pieces of paper.  Yes, I have been sleeping on the couch.  Too much Twin Peaks has caused my to believe ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:39:00 GMT

Long Time NO SQUEAK!

erp.   what am i doing here?  i need money.  do you want my blood?  i will donate it for a fair price...  i could also use another job.  maybe i should finally quit this ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:12:00 GMT

fart in my mouth...?

should i kill you? should i bite? sharpen my two front teeth to tine sharp points, puncture flesh and let blood boil from my fangs like a werewolf in the moonlight? should i hug you? should i kiss you...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:13:00 GMT

jittin to the colder climate.

i wake up early. for a friday morning it is not early. for an unemployed friday -i should be recovering from a late night wine party- it is early. cold frost drips from the window above the coffee ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:17:00 GMT

Bon Voyage Montreal

there was this time once where i ran out of things to do in this tiny city, so i took off for the east coast. i ended up in the arms of indiana jones. i got lost in crooked sidestreets with the viatna...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:04:00 GMT

Meat + You = Team! (-you)

summer is ripening into a feast of foolishness and mistaken self-identity.loosing track quickly (again) of the importance my life has on other people, and the importance my life has on me.there is a m...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:04:00 GMT

GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT!

sleepy time sunday!i get gyros and lay in bed.i burp garlic and flip pages of HATE while petting my kitty.i fall asleep with music loud and ignore the phone and dream of delivering hotdog dinner to ti...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:24:00 GMT

an atlas of myself drifts to the ground!

a dreamlife deceased and rotting, flesh chunked corpes, remains of nightly zine reading and cigarette butts crushed between bedsheets (these things bring back the...)  foul smelling jackets fill ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:49:00 GMT