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Woody

I'm the film critic who tells it like it is!

About Me

As you can see from the videos above, I'm the world's greatest red carpet reporter and film critic.
One Webbylogger had this to say about me: "[Woody] does for morning show movie critics what Borat has done for foreign correspondents." I've never met Borat, but he must be an ultra talented foreign correspondent who doesn't get the respect he deserves.
I'm chief red carpet reporter and film critic at www.datelinehollywood.com , the InterWeb's number one destination for entertainment news. When I'm not on the red carpet, I webcast my Woody award-nominated reviews direct from my mother's house, where I have worked ever since WAOH fired me for my controversial, profanity-laden review of "Chicken Little." Check out my home page: www.datelinehollywood.com/woody , which also features many of my archived reviews.
And check out my latest video from my new buddies at Comedy.com:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

These guys who take credit for MY work:
Writer/Woody: Brad Wollack
Writers/Producers: Gil Cunha & Ben Fritz

Movies:

Citizen Keen, Maid to Order, The Jazz Singer (Neil Diamond version), Psycho (Gus Van Sant version), King Kong (Jeff Bridges version), Planes of the Apes (Tim Burton version), Mr. Deeds (Adam Sandler version), The Wiz, Rebel Without a Good Cause, Star Trek II: The Empire Strikes Back, Failure to Launch

Television:

Ebert and Roeper (although I still think Ebert should have picked me instead of Roeper), Access Hollywood, Extra!, The Insider, Entertainment Tonight, E! News Daily, any awards show pre-show coverage

Books:

Woody Wittman Celebrates 200 Years of American Cinema (recently submitted to publishers)

Heroes:

Gene Shalit, Joel Siegel, Jeanne Wolff, David Manning

My Blog

Woody's newest video

Hey Gang:For some reason MySpace has blocked Woody's newest video from the red carpet at the premiere of HAIRSPRAY.So, if you want to see the latest Woody video that's apparently "Too Hot for MySpace"...
Posted by Woody on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

Be My Friend!

Hey Woody Fans!I am starting the first ever "One-Billion Friends" drive on My Space. At the time of publishing, we only have 999,999,032 spaces left. And I'm serious -- we cut-off at 1 billion, so s...
Posted by Woody on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

Woody's now on B93-FM

Hey Woody Fans!Guess who landed the coveted "Barnyard Film Critic" position on B93-FM in Western Michigan? That's right -- the film critic who tells it like it is! Naturally, they wanted me for my s...
Posted by Woody on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

Woody's Back with a new video!

Well Woody-fans, I know you've been waiting a LONG time for my next video. My mom grounded me for a very long time. Then she kicked me out. I lived on the streets for a few weeks. It's a crazy story. ...
Posted by Woody on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST

Woody's on Jay Leno!

Last night I was featured on The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno. The clip they showed apparently got a good laugh. I wasn't able to see it -- my mom doesn't let me stay up that late.There is a contest now...
Posted by Woody on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:59:00 PST

The New Year

Happy New Year to all!I just got back from a well deserved vacation. Bakersfield, CA. is becoming quite the destination spot. It's award season, so we're working on our picks for the Oscars... and T...
Posted by Woody on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

Happy Holidays!

To All of My Loyal Fans: It's been a great year for Woody, and it's all because of you guys.  So, I just wanted to thank each and every one of you for all of your support!  There promises to...
Posted by Woody on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

Where's Woody?

Dear Woody watchers,I know many of you have been asking why there haven't been more Woody reviews and red carpet reports since Tenacious D. I really apologize for my absence. As most of you know, I sp...
Posted by Woody on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

Woody's at the Comedy Festival in Las Vegas

In case any of you were wondering where your favorite Internet film critic and red carpet reporter it this week, I thought I'd let you in on the big news. I'm actually not on a red carpet, and I'm not...
Posted by Woody on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

Welcome new friends! Check me out on Break.com!

It's amazing to see so many new friends of the Internet's number 1 film critic and red carpet reporter. Alot of you have just seen my latest forays onto the red carpet at "Nightmare Before Christmas 3...
Posted by Woody on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST